Anuja Singh

*insert profound-sounding adjectives of choice*

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

This boy. This day. A day that proved what everyone who's in your orbit has known for a long time - that you're all kinds of movie magic. Seeing the words 'Introducing Priyansh Jora' and you on the big screen is an… https://t.co/jQGYpGvKx5

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Watch the trailer now, to make sure you watch the movie on 2nd August. @KShafakhana se pehle @Priyanshjora's looks will cure you of any ailments you have. Congratulations My Chingham! You will kill it 🍋🦸‍♂️😎 #BaatToKaro #KhandaaniShafakhana

[Priyansh Jora @Priyanshjora]

Jaaao
Dekho!!!
Trailer 2 #BaatTohKaro out now

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

How people wish Happy Birthday to women:

P: Happy Birthday!
Me: Thanks!
P: So...
Me: So?
P: Are you married yet?
Me: ....
P: *giggles in uniqueness as if they're not the 592nd person to ask this question*

[Priyansh Jora @Priyanshjora]

Koi समस्या ab gupt nahin rahegi, hogi खुल ke बात with बेबी बेदी's #KhandaaniShafakhana, releasing on Aug 2nd
#BaatTohKaro
@sonakshisinha @varunsharma90 @annukapoor_ @Its_Badshah @shilpidasgupta_ @itsBhushanKumar @TSeries @iamDivyaKhosla @apmpictures @anandpandit63 @PanoramaMovies

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

To do something well requires practice, talent and learning. To do something, you need to just....do it. What a liberating thought!

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Minding my own business one minute, feeling personally attacked by this tweet the next 🙈🤐

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Me during an auto ride:

Auto stops: Thank you
Hands over the money: Thank You
Driver hands over the change: Thank You
While getting down from auto: Thank you.

Driver goes glassy eyed with all the courtesy.

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Normal people: Say Thank You when someone does them a favour
Courteous people: Say Thanks to service people
Me, an intellectual: Says Thank You to beggar after they accept my money.

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

If you want to tell God your plans, make him laugh.

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Terror is when you click 'Place Order' on a website after your mom's last warning about too many packages.

Real horror is when you realise that your order is being split into 3 packages arriving separately. #OnlineShopping

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Person to me: *compliments a facet of my given body*
Me: Nooooo are you crazy, it's so flawed!
Person to me: *compliments my work or trait*
Me: Nooooo are you crazy, it's actually pathetic!

Me to me: Bitch, learn to be grateful and take a compliment

#PleaseTellMeImNotTheOnlyOne

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

The only question I have about @RanveerOfficial & @deepikapadukone's relationship is how does he keep a bank of jokes ready to make Deepika laugh in every photo. These are dark times, we could all use some hilarity. Please do share #DeepVeer.

#DeepVeerWedding

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Absolute power does corrupt absolutely. What a brazen and shoddy attempt to wrangle precious land for profit. I hope Avni's murder is the beginning of the end of the power trip all of the culprits are on. #Avni
@PritishNandy

[Pritish Nandy @PritishNandy]

My new blog post, an updated version of the murder of Avni with more details.

Extraordinary Issue : Avni: A wanton killing: https://t.co/fA48nwfA3D via @TOIOpinion

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Soan Papdi is to Diwali what Falguni Pathak is to Navratri. In demand for a few days and then back into cold storage, waiting to be resurrected next year.

#HappyDiwali

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Bhale @BauuaSingh ki height chhoti reh gayi, but there is nothing small about this trailer. Loved the 'short' glimpse of what promises to be a film with the biggest heart, designed to put the widest grin on our face

#ZeroTrailer @iamsrk @cypplOfficial @AnushkaSharma @aanandlrai

[Shah Rukh Khan @iamsrk]

Meerut se nikla hai, atrangi iski chaal hai,
Koi chhoti cheez na samajhna, yeh Bauua toh Bawaal hai!
#PictureNahiFeelingHai
#ZeroTrailer
@anushkasharma #KatrinaKaif @aanandlrai @RedChilliesEnt @cypplOfficial

https://t.co/l0QUPvvybX

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Hey @NetflixIndia, are we getting this too? It's been too many months since I had a good cry and I could use one six times over.
#Dogs @netflix

[Netflix @netflix]

Brace yourself for a six-part dog-umentary series that will make you laugh, cry, and hug the nearest dog.

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

@Virarlocal I think I heard a Channa Mereya Garba mix. Only for the have-heartbreak-will-dance TG, I suppose? 🤔😋

[Preeti Sharma Menon @PreetiSMenon]

AVNI is not a maneater.
She hasn’t ventured out of her territory – marked by govt as hers.

Villagers have trespassed 18 kms into reserved forest area for commercial grazing, willingly risked lives!

Please don't kill our glorious wildlife heritage
#SaveAvni

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

@lostgirlover92 Sorry, doesn't apply. On Twitter is not equal to my face. Himmat hai to Mumbai aake kaho jo kehna hai. #AaJaao 🙄😒😋

[Anuja Singh @AnujazzZ]

Hahahaha what ancient history are you digging up? This was @kunalkkapoor's Birthday interview if I'm not mistaken. Also please to limit your adjectives and love to 2 lies @lostgirlover92. 😋😬🙈