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@EArocca Perhaps they can tell us what is so funny about losing by 20 goals. Luke McDonald is another one who does this after we get flogged. THEY DON'T CARE. THEY ARE NIHILISTS

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@awarech6 @FOXFOOTY It should have after we moved the 4 on but we topped up again for a few years and finished mid table in 2018/2019

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@awarech6 @FOXFOOTY Yes, but we began the rebuild in 2021.

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@MichaelJacko70 @FOXFOOTY The Hawks in 2005/2006 were nowhere close to being as bad as we have been. They were a standard rebuilding side. We have been historically shit.

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@ElectricKittenI @chips22509 @NMFCOfficial 124 point loss. Cool, maybe they can show us some of that so called resilience next week

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@ElectricKittenI @chips22509 @NMFCOfficial If only there were some actual game the teams played that indicate who won. West Coast have clearly improved, if you think it's an automatic win you have rocks in your head

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@ElectricKittenI @chips22509 @NMFCOfficial Like we were better than them in round 2? Oh wait....

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@Mick_Roos3 @NMFCOfficial Happened a couple of times. Pat ourselves on the back after a good win and think it entitles us to take the next game off.

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@factpostnews That's the problem with electing geriatric egomaniacs on their death beds. They have no stakes and want to take the world with them.

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@SusaHatchRedux @KremlinTrolls That's not a public appearance. It's a controlled interview where he can take breaks and sit. And he has extra swollen eyes. He's had another huge medical episode, no doubt.

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@Pirat_Nation Why is there a talking cube named Frank in a God of War game?

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@shagger83 @SamFoote5 @FootyonNine @CalTwomey The AFL has never given out assistance based on 20 years of mid table finishes though. More recently they are given out due to 3-4 years of sustained uncompetitiveness. 2028 then fair enough. Injuries are the main driver anyway

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@shagger83 @SamFoote5 @FootyonNine @CalTwomey They were being compared to Fitzroy, too

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@shagger83 @SamFoote5 @FootyonNine @CalTwomey They are standard shit, those 2 twos were historically shit.

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@shagger83 @SamFoote5 @FootyonNine @CalTwomey The assistances are not based on that. They haven't even won a spoon yet. Most of their issues are from injuries and off field oldboys who think it's the 90s still.

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@Boxhead_31 @FootyonNine @CalTwomey They already have several, they are called cotton on and farms lol

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@shagger83 @SamFoote5 @FootyonNine @CalTwomey The eagles and Roos both won less games combined in that 2021-2025 period than Essendon did in 2024/23. The assistances are not to give flags. They are there to get clubs semi-competitive. This is Essendon's first year at the bottom.

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@Tksed_1 @drivethrujoob @FootyonNine @CalTwomey It's precisely because they are a big club that they can afford to. Look at Richmond. The only assistance Essendon need now is an overhaul of the fitness department for the soft tissue issues that plague them.