Anxious Dad

Soon to be dad. Highly anxious person.

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I could have a baby in two months and I still can't find a matching pair of clean socks. This is going great so far. #anxiousdad

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@AmazonHelp Less anxious now... mildly.

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Childbirth Without Fear: The Principles and Practice of Natural Childbirth is one of the most terrifying books I have ever seen. #anxiousdad

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Ordered baby books on @amazon and now @facebook has some interesting ad suggestions. Keep it to yourself Amazon. geez. #anxiousdad

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Don't be the class clown at lamaze class. Don't be the class clown at lamaze class. Don't be the class clown at lamaze class. #anxiousdad

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Everyone says that this will be a cake walk for me. I have dropped several cakes in my time on this earth. #anxiousdad

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After telling me that I have the flu, the first directive given by the doctor was not to hang out around pregnant people. Great. #anxiousdad

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You know those stress dreams where you wake up and don't remember where you were? You were at @BabiesRUs picking out anything. #anxiousdad

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Doing anything after 9pm sounds exhausting now. I think I'll be moving my time up.

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Casually looks up cost of diapers. #anxiousdad

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Cut americas grapes again. #AnxiousDad

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@POTUS Uranium? What about whole grapes? My son could choke. Someone needs to cut those in half. Or quarters. The threat is real.

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The older I get, the more I side with the parents from Bubble Boy. #anxiousdad

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Looks up projected college prices in 2035. Gauges the current social state. Looks up prices for basic wilderness survival class. #anxiousdad

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Listens to Are You Ready For This? by Jock Jams. Quietly whispers... "oh god maybe not?" #anxiousdad

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Feels baby kick, immediately thinks about how sharp the knobs on the drawer are. #anxiousdad