Olaf Pusskinsson

Ex-feral puss. Political correspondent for the frozen wastes of North East England. Ambassacat for County Durham. Speaking truth to power since 2018.

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@WhiteHouse You can't be a president and an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@Nigel_Farage Do you actually know where Clacton is, you charlatan? Have you held any surgeries in your constituency?

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@MiloFizzGeordie @maureenelis

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Friends! Do you know, it’s only two days until the Triplets turn TWO YEARS OLD! Can you believe it? They are absolute pickles but we love them dearly 🤎🧡🤎

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@MiloFizzGeordie Gan on bonny lads!

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Friends! England are about to play Congo in the #WorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I’m ready to support our team! #ComeOnEngland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@Maryclouse9 @HalfwayPost Gotta love him? Are you insane? He's an adjudicated rapist and a convicted felon.

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Friends! We are supporting our Football Team tonight. Come on #England!
#EnglandVPanama #WorldCupFIFA 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Excuse me! It’s Percy here. It’s 5.15pm and still 30°c. Mum says I have to come inside now and sit next to the fan because the Catio is too hot. I’ll do that to stop her worrying about me, but I’m fine really. Mum, on the other hand, says her brain has now melted in the heat and turned to mush 🙀 ☀️ ☀️ ☀️

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Friends! The Intense Heat really is sending Baby Dog LOOPY. I’m training Percy (who is fast becoming my Deputy) to deal with him when he’s like this. I’ve taught Percy to use THE LOOK and here, you’ll see he uses it brilliantly to calm Baby Dog down. I was impressed!

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@RobertJenrick How will it do that Robert? Go on. Explain. I'll wait.

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Friends! I think Baby Dog has officially lost the plot. Red Weather Warning, Extreme Heat, Tropical Nights, and being caught in a Thunderstorm. Please send help!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@WhiteHouse NO WRITING IN LOWERCASE! CAPS LOCK MUST BE ON!!

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@MiloFizzGeordie The female head of staff is currently confined to Pusskinson Towers with a broken ankle. She fell over at Beamish Museum at the weekend. I suspect she had a pallety of wine with her lunch. I must add delivery of crunchy nibbles has been impacted by aforementioned tumble! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🤣🤣

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@maureenelis @MiloFizzGeordie A pallety! Class! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@Nigel_Farage By radical change, do you mean getting rid of the NHS and rolling back women's rights? Asking for a friend.....

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@MiloFizzGeordie On the way!

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@WhiteHouse The convicted felon.

[Olaf Pusskinsson @Anxiouscat18]

@WhiteHouse The adjudicated rapist.