William Arrington

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

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[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

@dmforprez2040 We do it in the bath and take turns. Then "grrrr" face for the fronts

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

Does anyone still have Miss Cleo's number? I gotta ask her if these kids ever stop whining

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

@_kbiem I think there's a cream for that

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

There were other families at the park the other day so I had to call my wife by her first name and it still doesn't feel right. I hope she doesn't think I was mad at her.

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

@roaringtrainers Dark typed Jigglypuff. I'm getting "Repo! The Genetic Opera" vibes

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

@roaringtrainers Yes! I was excited to see it in my own Wrapped, and not just toddler music which is typically dominating my Wrapped the last 4 years

[The Roaring Trainers @roaringtrainers]

Seeing everyone's Spotify wraps including us is so... dang

It's hard to put into words what we're all feeling

Thank you

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

Anyone else have a toddler that eats #gentleparenting for breakfast, or just me? Fantastic.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

@dmforprez2040 The one day you forget and have to pile your groceries on top of the stroller you're gonna have at least 2 ripped bags of canned goods crushing your toes

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

I bet Bandit could open a Gogurt without spraying it #bluey #dadgoals

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

You know how I know the machines have already started replacing us? My washing machine has a "hand wash" setting but doesnt have any hands. We're already obsolete

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

What's Old Gregg doing on @MaskedSingerFOX ?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The “Nirvana Baby” lawsuit has inspired me to seek millions from my parents for this picture:

[Towson University @TowsonU]

We're working closely with Baltimore County Police in response to this incident. We're encouraging all students to remain away from the center of campus as police activity is ongoing.

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

Anyone know what year it is? I think I just sent at least a decade reading bedtime stories and singing lullabies to my 3yr old

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: It’s okay to make mistakes

my brain: NOT YOU THOUGH

[William Arrington @AnythingButBill]

@BookCameo I literally just booked one this morning before the code hit the site! Can my order have the discount applied?