april

If your belly buttons not an innie then im outtie

[april @ApMarie]

THANKS AMAZON @amazonca what the hell???????

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

U mad bro? Stop lying on my dick. I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie f*ck.🤡

[50cent @50cent]

Tell Floyd I said he won he is the greatest of all time. and nobody I mean nobody can ever take that away from him what he’s done with his life is amazing. I’m done with all of the back and forth. Now Can Someone Please Read This To Champ.#POSTIVE VIBES

[april @ApMarie]

@CodyLacasse27 Perfect 👽

[april @ApMarie]

Somebody start a podcast with me

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Friend: I'm heading to Chinatown.

*slips them a $5*

Me: Please pick me up a Kate Spade bag and a baby turtle.

[april @ApMarie]

Had a yard sale today and a woman asked me if i was for sale ? Idk maybe for the right price ;)))

[april @ApMarie]

@iTs_austin97 Yes!! Canada post never delivers my stuff because theres no "safe space" ???to put it wtf Is THAT

[april @ApMarie]

I fucking hate Canada post HOLY FUCK

[sami tansel @samiliebig]

All you girls who lay out every day and go on trips every week and go out every night..how!!!??? where do you work!!!!?? what’s your source of income!!! asking for myself

[‎مسلمة @Only1shy]

Hardest pill to swallow is realizing people DO NOT CARE! They really don’t! They’ll hurt you and really go on about their lives. Not even slightly affected by what they did to you and how you feel. Crazy part is you can’t do anything about it, but move on.

[april @ApMarie]

Living a min away from Durham college means i stay updated on the game via drunk guy outside my house thx man

[april @ApMarie]

I hate days where forcing myself to get in my car and drive is my biggest accomplishment fuk u anxiety

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

how u 22 and ur parents not divorced yet grow up

[GABBY @gabbyschey]

i knew i wasn't the only one with a knife on my keychain

[april @ApMarie]

Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?

[B @Brandon_Beharry]

CrasH is a god-tier song,
Thanks @ScHoolboyQ :)

[april @ApMarie]

Thanks to the movie The Dirt i now want to fuck young Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Vince Neil and maybe e ven Mick Mars