Wheatley

'Ello, it's Idsy! ((OEC RP))

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أشكنبدرد لغداك والأرفغ تسلفن المعيلان

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It’s the quiet that gets me.

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xxx.exe // my love for you burns in my chest, like acid. or moon rock poisoning.

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I'd ask you to keep me in your heart, if you had one.

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Rebooting myself just to say Happy Holidays to Aperture! Much love for everyone, even though some of you /still/ call me a moron. ((❤️😘))

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//* U wkst rzxfcv fo avc ggeoza yy nvde. *//

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@ApSciAssassin ((Ugh, I couldn't agree more. I would have tweeted this faster but my hands are freezing. 😩))

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((and just to clarify, I love snow when I'm NOT ON THE ROADS. Then it is the worst.))

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Have I told you how much I absolutely loathe snow? Haven't experienced it. Still hate it. Don't know why. Bloody horrible stuff.

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Money is only paper, yet it affects humans like it is poetry. Humans are odd.

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*places ads on walls* <WHEATLEY'S HACKER TRAINING, COME BECOME AN EXPERT HACKER IN NO TIME AT ALL! CONTACT WHEATLEY AND LEARN TODAY!>

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@Morality_Core Hmph, well, their loss because if they tried, they'd see that you're pretty brilliant, friend! @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core R-really? Why not? Doesn't that come with friend-acquiring and the like? Hm. @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core W-ell, I think that everyone should have a friend! And I think you'd be a nice friend! I'm not wrong, am I? @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core Er... but I haven't, you know, done anything yet..? Doesn't one need to do something for a thank-you? @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core Hmph. Well, y'know, some people help others out of, um, niceness? 'Specially if its for a friend!, I'd think! @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core Look luv, how can I make y'see that this was a good cause, eh? I feel like a villain here! *scratches head* @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core 'Ay, I trust her opinion! ... even though her methods are a tad over-the-top... But the message is alright! @ApSciAssassin

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@Morality_Core I... I don't know, @ApSciAssassin just said that your decency should be fixed and thought... I didn't mean t'insult you or...

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@Morality_Core I... *gulps* N-no... But, hey, you know, once we fix the whole decency thing, maybe things'll be, er, nicer? @ApSciAssassin