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Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been?
Okay look, we’ve both said a lot of things in the past that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us to remember the 10th anniversary of Portal 2.

For Science.

You monster.

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What, did the bean counters make you think we were going somewhere? We spend our time these days testing, not tweeting. There's always more science to do!

[Matt Navarra @MattNavarra]

CONFIRMED: Twitter will remove inactive accounts and free up usernames in December https://t.co/eZKY83EBH3

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Worldcon 75 on Twitter https://t.co/EoY8E6mIV9

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Indeed, you can witness the end of the world.

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DO NOT TRUST THE MANTIS MEN

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You'd really think there'd be more practical applications for a quantum space hole.

Maybe they can use it down there in Flint.

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Not tragic, but informative still. http://t.co/GZzeczoM9B

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Is this the end?
Hard to know.

All of time and space has been mashed together, from my perspective. Yesterday,... http://t.co/GIZJ5LUGt7

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Is that you?... http://t.co/AwIhmkjCAg

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Portal Stories Mel - Trailer [60fps] http://t.co/CzQzD65sIj

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Where's my Olympus?

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You're still here?

I thought you were all dead.

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Tyrion Lannister is killed by his father.

Or not, maybe. Can't tell with this damned multiverse machine. Could go either way.

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If you're one of our "non-science-inclined" employees, we've got a special place for you.

We call it "Fort... http://t.co/9UZkm7BfQv

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This Portal 2 Mod Lets You Play Against Yourself | Game|Life | WIRED http://t.co/LE2MW0oZOD

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"Impossible" is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been... http://t.co/40i7fKBAkV

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Aperture prides itself on bringing the best product to the consumer at an economical price, be it a shower... http://t.co/taekSo00Om

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I just want to let you know that you're all horrible employees.

But I can't fire you, because it's tough to get... http://t.co/oJFe8ZeqkX

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Employees, I'm proud to announce project FOCUS. "Future Operations Classifications Under Study." What would you... http://t.co/P6Iqx0gxcp