Aptmass

hot chicks for breakfast but the breakfast ain't free 🇳🇱🇻🇪

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

"i be flossing!" "i be flossing!" no you're not, yelling during such a precise task will cause you to lose control over your teeth activity and will cause you to fling out your teeth angry birds style.

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

hi james murphy

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

Gonna be worth the wait I promise. Honest. We were smoking and I was telling him about an amazing RTJ concept just yesterday.

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

lowkey hit it to sunshine recorder by boards of canada

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

Dying in bdsm gear call that a freak accident

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

#DISEMBOWELALLVAGUEPOSTERSINASWIMMINGPOOL

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

#SellRickBeatoIntoWhiteSlavery

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

I don't ever wanna hear no goddamn gringo tell me "well why do YOU care about our politcs" again

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

BREAKING: The Trump administration has begun an illegal bombing campaign of Caracas, Venezuela, striking various parts of the city.

[Santi @santimking]

Trump acaba de bombardear Venezuela. Yo sé que la gente más estúpida de este planeta lo celebrará, pero quienes más sufrirán (como siempre) serán los civiles. Las bombas no distinguen posturas políticas, matan parejo. Malditos sean los Estados Unidos hoy, mañana y siempre.

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

trump is starting a war with venezuela over a drug cartel that doesn't exist to install a right wing puppet president who will sell the largest known oil reserves on earth to exxon mobil and we all need to take it more seriously

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

You are a fundamentally craven and evil person. You and your tech ilk are a burden on humanity. You have all squandered your precious lives making NOTHING. I pray for your immense suffering.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Media coverage of the genocide in Palestine- from CNN to NPR- should teach us: don't believe shit that you hear about Venezuela in mass media.

Similar to media and algorithms platforming "liberal" sounding Zionists, they will do that w rightwing Venezuelans who sound "liberal".

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

@StellasSketches yo twin can i borrow a dollar twin

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

playing red dead 2 and they gave my guy tuberculosis

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

claimed to be conservative but his blood loss was progressive #ripbozo

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

blocked everyone who isn’t in my steely dan musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 12pm tomorrow. please have the vocal harmonies of peg memorized.

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

im so geeked thought this was dan hentschel

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Taking mimi to get ice cream cone as a reward for removing the rest of the family from the will 🥰

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

@The_Pequod_

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

@elixserrsfw holy shit it's miffy ‼️

[onion person @CantEverDie]

death to israel

[Brian Wilson @BrianWilsonLive]

We are heartbroken to announced that our beloved father Brian Wilson has passed away.

We are at a loss for words right now.

Please respect our privacy at this time as our family grieving.

We realize that we are sharing our grief with the world.

Love & Mercy

[Aptmass @ApartmentMatres]

@drnshkreal This generation's space chimps 🥹