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[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@RyanDivish Yeah, wouldn't want to get overwhelmed by those 10 notifications. How someone can constantly be so miserable and whiny while covering baseball is amazing. Get on some Lexapro or something dude.

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@jonfavs Way to stick your neck out bro lol. For such a well-informed political pundit, it sure took you a while to get here.

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@NoneOfYourx8 @Sowses_n_fixins @TalkinBaseball_ He's dipping his hands in the zone when loading and is very much known for crowding the plate. Not sure how thats controversial. But I'm sorry thats difficult for you to process.

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@shelbygt5002007 @TalkinBaseball_ Yeah, in T-Ball

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@H00DBYKRAKEN @TalkinBaseball_ Hate to break this to you but we don't really live in a democracy and voting is mostly pointless. So, I wouldn't worry about it chief.

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@jjaydenrme @TalkinBaseball_ Angels hit the same amount of mariners though? I guess they aren't named Mike Trout 😴

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@Sowses_n_fixins @TalkinBaseball_ LF? Ok, thats a bit dramatic. Left Center maybe. Look at the pitch location when he was hit then. He's standing on the plate like a 2000's slugger but without the body armor.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In our competitive society, where it seems that only the strong and winners deserve to live, sport also teaches us how to lose. It forces us, in learning the art of losing, to confront our fragility, our limitations and our imperfections. It is through the experience of these limits that we open our hearts to hope. Athletes who never make mistakes, who never lose, do not exist.

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@shanakn

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

14 year old watching Spike TV: "Ah hell yeah deadliest warrior tonight is Yakuza vs Polish immigrant at Ellis Island"

The Army ads every two beer commercials:

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Listen to “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel. It’s my favorite album.

[Brendan Spiegel @BrendanSpiegel_]

Me explaining that "Based" was created by Lil B to be an inclusive celebration of humanity but the alt right stole it and morphed it into a hateful dog whistle

[Roach @ApeForTheCake]

@SebastianSalle4

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@dittoluver03 @ecto_fun golden hair

https://t.co/VM0b4PPG93

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@tlschwerz @twinsdaily @IBWAA

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@Mariners