ApeRuleFool

Kansas City Chiefs Fan. Anime, Movie, and Television Connoiseur. Writer. Procrastinator. Part-Time Watcher of Rasslin. Self-Proclaimed Pro Fortniter.

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@priceacarter If people can live in the fantasy that Brian Thomas Jr would fix anything on the Chiefs, then why not?

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@MitchSchwartz71 hey man any chance that if Worthy had gotten 7 extra yards last week then Butker might have made his kicks tonight?

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Every Chiefs fan thinks trading for Brian Thomas Jr is gonna solve this garbage lol

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@MitchSchwartz71 If Xavier Worthy had the awareness to get 7 more yards last week the DBs would have been inspired to play better tonight

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@RealMNchiefsfan All of this is telling me that I need to take a break from listening to Chiefs Podcasts until Simmons is back on the team, because my head might actually explode if I have to listen to people talking for 30 minutes about a dude putting his feet up at a team meeting

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Don't waste a click: Simmons had his feet up at a meeting because he felt discomfort in his back and was told to go get treatment and then he did and apologized for it. This is an absolute non-story that every Chiefs Podcaster is going to run into the fucking ground.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Before he was placed on IR, #Chiefs LT Josh Simmons was told to leave a team meeting by coach Andy Reid and QB Patrick Mahomes.

The back story from me and @MikeGarafolo: https://t.co/XFrWtNvIiY

https://t.co/XFrWtNvIiY

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@kent_swanson I’m fascinated by how many Chiefs fans don’t think Worthy will amount to much but think trading for a guy who literally does nothing on the team who drafted him in the 1st Round is gonna fix anything

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@MitchSchwartz71 coming up with his latest Chiefs take to generate clicks

[dwaeski🍀 @dwaeski]

Me after looking up my symptoms on Google and realizing that I died 4 days ago and I'm also 2 months pregnant

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@GehrigDieter You’re the last person I’d ever want to hear about what a Receiver should do, bum. Only reason you ever had a job was because you’re Pat’s friend.

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@jbbrisco Nope sorry, Josh, @MitchSchwartz71 already emphasized that Worthy is a fucking idiot who should have gotten 5 more yards here so now Chiefs twitter is gonna run with it

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@tuckerdfranklin Worthy has a good game and dumbasses are reaching for stupid shit like this to trash him. Unreal.

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@RealMNchiefsfan @SullyFootball No by all means keep cooking these fools when they say dumb things, that will at least make seeing their posts in my timeline worth it

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@Conner_DKC Funny, that’s exactly around the same number I’d guess your IQ is

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@MitchSchwartz71 Time was running out, no timeouts, and the result was the same. I’m starting to think you’re throwing your own team under the bus for clicks, Mitch. Not making enough in retirement?

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Other Chiefs Fans: I have determined Xavier Worthy is a bust after 3 games.

Me: Idk maybe wait longer than 3 games?

Other Chiefs Fans: no

Me:

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@lexiosborne I swear every Chiefs fan on twitter has no concept of trading for players. They don't have the cap space nor would they give up the draft picks needed to bring in a player who plays at a position they already have good depth at.

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Chiefs fans will see Brian Thomas Jr playing like absolute dogshit and be like "Mmm break me off a piece of that"

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@RealBirdLawyer Best of luck to them with that Offensive Line and without Derwin James

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@RealBirdLawyer It’s insane. The Seahawks just completely forgot how to play football tonight, yet somehow they’ll play the game of their lives against us next week

[Jesse Newell @jessenewell]

A surprise DM from Patrick Mahomes. A cafeteria question that sticks with GM Brett Veach months later.

Here's the backstory of Chiefs rookie Emmett Johnson — and how he's come so far so quickly with KC.

“They’re gonna love him here, man.” (free link)

https://t.co/1N23T6y1Qi