Thane Wilson

Thane Wilson - Crafting Comedy | Making jokes about Apes and The Ape Society. DRCC - Doork Roast Comedy Club - Doork East.

[Amans Best 🍌 @Amans_Best]

APES, AMANS NEEDS YOUR HELP!
I told my 13yr old he could win $SOCIETY if he created some @the_ape_society content. He's always building games, so I gave him some of my images & this is what he came up with. PLS support & Vote in The Ape Dynasty TY🙏#Apetember #theskatesociety 🛹

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

Thane asked his wife for some help making Ape society slogans for Valentines cards.

"Do you like it in the TAS" Said Thane

This is totally inappropriate she answered

You're right said Thane, there's too many 'The's' in that sentence. Do you like it in the the ape society.😇🤣

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@bradleydrawn Thane stands - well I'm a bit overweight for that atm so sits - with Amans. AF1 let us get back to work! Now, please and thank you.

Oh and if any Single Ladies were disgusted by the image in Amans post this is what I look like when I'm active at work... CALL ME! 📲

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

Think about how you utilise the precious gift of time.

You say "Rug", Thane says "Carpet Diem"🤣

Keep building Apes, let's give them something even bigger to take shots at!
@the_ape_society @TAS_Doorks #doork

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

With the advances in technology life really is dumbing down a lot. I remember when taps not only provided hot and cold water but also qualified as doctors. 😇🤣🤣🤣🤡
@TAS_Doorks @the_ape_society @theapecommunity #doork

[Amans Best 🍌 @Amans_Best]

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Doorks - Amans Best is calling it! This track by the incredible @barneyartist is the unofficial anthem of the DOOK EAST DOORKS! Listen to the lyrics "East side is where I call home!" What you saying Doorks? @the_ape_society @TAS_Doorks #doorks #doorkeast

[FencerSpencer @FencerSpencer]

Beer of choice in Doork East 🍻 @TAS_Doorks

[Doork East @TAS_Doorks]

Doork East merch is now available through https://t.co/Q9iPTRa8UP 🔥

Make sure you take a look and get your gear today!

10% of the sales through this site will go directly to @the_ape_society DAO wallet, and will benefit all TAS holders, not just the Dorks!

#doorkeast

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@BrinleyVentucci @the_ape_society @TAS_Doorks In the jungles of Brazil I met young, beautiful indigenous women named 2, 3, 5, 7, & 11.

She was in her Amazon Prime.

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

Thanes friend's surname is Weaver, he's traced his family tree back to ancient cloth merchants.

My surname was Dickinson. I've decided not to trace my family tree and I've changed my surname to Wilson.

Thane Wilson. Daft ape esq. 🤡

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@letitswingranch @the_ape_society @TZ0320 Give an Ape some clothes and he’ll be clothed for a day.
Teach an Ape to weave and it'll take him a very long time to clothe himself.🤣🤣🤣 Does a badge, glasses and modesty pods count? 🤣🤣🤣@TAS_Doorks #doork #doorkeast #d11

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@bradleydrawn I've been reading a horror novel in braille.
Something bad is about to happen.

I can feel it.

[Amans Best 🍌 @Amans_Best]

What do you fear most??
Other - write in comments....

[Amans Best 🍌 @Amans_Best]

With Halloween fast approaching, Amans wants to find out what makes @the_ape_society Apes, really really scared. So he can make a truly terrifying Halloween image.

What is your biggest Ape fear?? Thread...with poll!
@TAS_Doorks @TAS_SalesBot @theapecommunity #doork #fear

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@BrinleyVentucci @the_ape_society Thane has been caught sleeping and missed this! Thank you BV!

Insomniacs on the other hand, they love this time of year. Only five more sleeps till Christmas. 🎁 💤

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@BrinleyVentucci @TAS_Doorks @the_ape_society What did the Merchant Brinley Ventucci say after a good sale??

Good buy! 🤡🤣🫣🫥🤐🫠😨😂😂

#doork #doorks #doorkeast #d11 #d11.5 #theapesociety #cnftcon @TAS_Doorks @the_ape_society @theapecommunity @TAS_SalesBot @AppleMusic

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

@lara_bcw Thane was making a silly morning joke.

You see Thane is a morning person. He wakes up every day mourning the fact he's no longer asleep. 🤡😇🤣🤣

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

Thane Wilson's neighbours, rudely started banging on his walls at 02:00 in the morning. It's a good job he was still up playing music! "Give me a little respect" one of them shouted. Thane loves a bit of Aretha Franklin so he replied this one's for you. 😇🤣🤣🤣
@TAS_Doorks

[Thane Wilson @ApeThaneWilson]

What do Thanes jokes and a veteran military officer have in common?

They both get reposted. 🤡👊💥🤷‍♂️🤣

@theapecommunity @the_ape_society @TAS_Doorks @TAS_SalesBot #doork #doorkeast #tas #nft #cnft @matasa_qt @therealcardman @ponziratti #Apetember