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To improve our phone service, we’ve installed an auto-responder that provides 2 minutes of awkward silence before responding “no”.

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What an incredible wealth of mustard.

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Our labs are absolutely nothing like that.

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It’s #TriviaTuesday! What is the most interesting thing about the number 8? Losers will be given to the winners as prizes.

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It’s time to panic.

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Jealous of your chameleon? Don’t be! Our omnidirectional eye socket replacement procedure can expand your horizons — literally!

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We’ve discovered a substance that causes irreversible damage to a person’s ability to comment without thinking. The internet is doomed.

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Performing a few experiments today. Hoping for success, but science is an optimistic pursuit; if they fail it's not the end of the world.

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Qualifications are only half the battle. The rest is mostly waivers, disclaimers, and NDAs.

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Never underestimate the power of pulleys in large numbers.

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You always reap what you sow. Unless you sow our new dimension jumping beans, in which case the reaping part gets a bit confusing.

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Due to depressingly high demand, we have in fact made some action figures. Doing our part to thin the loser herd. #unkindersurprise

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Aperture Science enrichment action figures! Available now in stores nowhere at all, because action figures are for losers.

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If you know or are an albino person, please contact our recruitment department. We’ve developed a new chemical we’d like to inject you with.

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There’s nothing like some staff re-structuring to wrap up the summer. Maybe we’ll try inverted noses again. Those were fun.

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Extremely loud

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Nine times out of ten, our experiments produce nothing but more experiments. The other time, they typically produce cauliflower. Science!

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Aww look, they’re catching up. Let’s have a round of applause for science!

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Perfected a method of remote tooth extraction today. Testing 100% successful. Uncertain of who or where the subject was. Clean teeth though!