The Humble Magnificent

All theory and no praxis. Have you tried the cheese?

Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.

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Remembering the crappy exploitation/horror/action films my older brother made me watch as a kid in the late 80's/early 90's.

#1 Maniac Cop (d. William Lustig, 1988)

Behold the Campbell/Z'dar chin off. Powerful

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@PigeonFeatherz Every reasonably non-stupid person has at least one film they can recall near perfectly. Mine is Predator. Granted, it's a much slimmer script, but I haz the dumb.

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@sciencegirl A crime has been committed here - twice. The mock tudor shit should never have been put on, nor painted white

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@DavidPGCSE Here Al, get your lips around this WMD etc

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@RightWingCope These guys will literally build a youtube career instead of going to therapy

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@PigeonFeatherz @awifeinlove I can eek a pregnant pause out for...

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@DavidPGCSE Don't eat the sour cream

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@GoodwinMJ Just came here to see how many people tweeted "Matt Badloss" or some variation in response to your pissy reaction to loss.

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@DavidPGCSE Animals don't pay to live, so why should I pay to call this guy a cunt?

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@DavidPGCSE I too have been to an all you can eat buffet

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@regionalthicko Winner winner, dicken chinner

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@wildandhigh @WelcometoDorset You mean houses not built on hills should cost less but they don't

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@WelcometoDorset Glad I live on the hill

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Just said "I stopped listening when I heard the tone", because it's important to keep long term relationships fresh and exciting

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@onlyspaceintime @ATRightMovies Yes. No. Definitely not

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@ALLEYPOP @ATRightMovies No

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The future is stupid horny men buying shit they don't need? What's the present?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

3D billboard in Japan looks straight out of the future

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@ronan_bleating @SamGoodman990 Ha, you wouldn't catch me, er, follow. What?

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@PigeonFeatherz @jhallwood Ha. Hello intention, my name's Reality and I'm here to check your shit.

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@CoverdaleKarl @DavidPGCSE That rain looks pretty cold

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@DavidPGCSE I'll check the stats but this may be the first time in history that it's not rained in Scotland, but is raining in England