Just delivered an order of 2 kids meals. It said leave at my door. I took the pic and rang the bell. As I’m walking away a woman opens the door and looks down and said I didn’t order anything. I gave her the name and she said dammit. Picked up the food and as she turns around she yells who called gramma and said they were hungry. I just fed y’all 🤣🤣
I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going
on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”.
I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂.
Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design.
The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages.
Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...
lore drop: i once told a guy at a farmer’s market his flute playing was very andre 3000–esque
he said “that’s good, i am andre 3000”
we chatted for a bit, then he drifted off playing the flute. no one else around knew who he was
compliment people, you never know where it may lead
at working crying in the bathroom because my coworker has "happy birthday" on her desk and gifts and everyone is telling her happy belated bday (it was yesterday) but no one has told me happy birthday and it's today
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It’s kinda comedy they’re getting rid of one of the only things that makes the game watchable. MnK pov has carried apex on YouTube and twitch for 5 years straight with a few exceptions. Gl now you guys gotta watch the same roller droid fights for the last remaining couple month lifespan of the already dead game 😂👍🏻