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Pittsburgh Penguins, Vegas Golden Knights... it's a great day for hockey! Adopt a rescue. Cover photo borrowed from @emalkin71geno, we have the same MVP!

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Armchair GM here, do the #oilers even care right now? They won’t even shoot the puck! #oilers

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@andynwoodard @Sports_Closet 100% agree!

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@GoldenHcky @OADSBW Pickard did his job, Bouchard missed his assignments all night long. Especially on Suter’s goal, Bouchard watched and let Suter stand alone in front of Pickard instead of moving him out of a scoring position.

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Scratch Nouchard, bench him for the next three games. Maybe he want to play to win if he gets back on the ice. #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

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F*ck you Bouchard. You missed your goddamn assignment AGAIN. #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

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@SNPittsburgh

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@ProjectFearX Pennhurst but I might lose my mind there and nobody would rescue me.

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@drtwofive #LetsGoOilers Nurse is completely useless, his dump and chase doesn’t give puck control and is a defensive liability. He isn’t even close to earning his $9M per year. He’s the problem of the #Oilers.

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The water is frozen. Can the #panthers stop diving? #LetsGoOilers

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No high sticking penalty on Walman? This shit is bullshit. #oilers #LetsGoOilers #Panthers

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#Oilers reffing is fucking garbage. I’m pretty sure Trump is calling the shots. #oilers #panthers

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Always @drtwofive missing his fucking assignment. #Oilers #oilcountry

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Put it in Drai! #Oilers

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First! #yeg #4Nations

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That was a good goal! That’s bullpucky! @oilers #oilers

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Bench Bouchard #oilers

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Police recently responded to a complaint about a dog left in an unattended vehicle in the West Edmonton Mall parking lot. The temperature outside had reached 36 degrees. Animal Control Peace Officers were able to break the window to take the dog into their custody. The driver eventually returned to their vehicle after 45 minutes, where EPS officers arrested and charged them with Causing Unnecessary Suffering to an Animal.

The Edmonton Police Service would like to remind the public that leaving children and pets in unattended vehicles is unsafe during extreme heat. On a warm day, even vehicles parked in the shade with the windows rolled down can reach a staggering 49 degrees in minutes. If you see a child or pet in distress, call 911 immediately.

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I didn’t think Bennett was a soccer player. #dive @EdmontonOilers #oilers

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@GinoHard_ This is a bullshit call. #nhl

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@EdmontonOilers and we are at the bar, we decided to to put on Alive by Smokie, we are all singing “DALLAS, DALLAS WHO THE FUCK IS DALLAS”! #oilers