The Arborist

Florida man. Tree man. I've never once posted sober.

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@lookatmyopinion @N0331Hello Yeah I did not enjoy the last round of that fight. Should've been stopped sooner. His corner sucked ass

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@VladTheInflator Sounds like nature is healing

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@sobercowboy218 @DovySimuMMA Tragically born with an extremely punchable face. We all develop that instinct in grade school; we know which faces are punchable.

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@ClickingSeason It sounds like ebonics

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@FiredUpCoug Ha! Well played sir. I like it

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This is my personal lived experience going from tree worker to muscly gym queer. I was so much stronger when I worked trees. Lean but strong af.

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Bir inşaat işçisi, spor salonunda kazanılan gücün gerçek güç olmadığını kanıtlıyor.

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@Gena_I_Gorlin Left and right shoes? 🤔

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@ashuhlayrae @Hikimori4 @123skely You come on here with jaded comments about men, the casuals will immediately assume you got cheated on.

Women get cheated on because they habitually date (sleep around) with men who are out of their league. 🤷‍♂️

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@localsweety The guys who do that look and sound like they have legit nonverbal autism and it has made me laugh out loud at the gym more than once

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@marycatedelvey Sounds like smut

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@DreAllDay I'll be 38 this year, and in the past 12 months I've had to learn what the McGill Big 3 and Reverse Tyler Twists are.

Getting old sucks ass

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@CleansedTweets Never! Come at me bro

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@T_Nation That one you can use for rear delts. I think for chest squeeze too but I use it for rear delts

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@MAGAMAHACindy We gave all those teenage jobs to migrants, unfortunately.

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@RealDianeYap How is that not obvious? It's literally a biological imperative baked into the deepest levels of human instinct

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@ironnfox I'll be one of em! I'm still gonna put an "lol" at the end of my texts too like a proper ass millennial

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@TrueJester86 Patience like waiting for some ass bucket to finish their 10 minutes of doom scrolling social media between each of their half-assed sets while they hog the bench I want to use?

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@_sorrengailll I have had many long long interrogations with AI on this one. The answer is it's unexplainable

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@PiecesofMargo How dare you