Apfelzwerg

Apple related stuff, not official.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

This is a long read but well worth it. Totally sums up life at Apple retail. https://t.co/qpP4UEjXtV

[Apfelzwerg @Apfel_Zwerg]

@probepolitely wtf?

[Obsolete Genius @obsoletegenius]

Merry Christmas.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

I will never get those people that think a job at a  store is a career. Even if you become a manager, you're still a manager at a RETAIL store. It's like saying I've reached the pinnacle of my career and it's managing an OLD NAVY. #goodluckwiththat

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

There's no excuse not to have a backup. None.

[Uncreative Pro @UncreativePro]

Never forget your SL gets 100k in RSUs alone every year and “ready”Seniors in your market get 50k.

[The Many-Based God @sans__accent]

I’ve been doing it for so long that I’m at the acceptance stage of AHA.

[ ARS Confessions  @TexpertProbs]

Y’all out here trying to say working for Apple is sooo amazing because we get covid testing mailed to us? 🤣

[Apfelzwerg @Apfel_Zwerg]

@DepotGenius embarrassing. how low can you go? just close the stores, there‘s online shopping! #apple #stores

[Assuming negative intent @tiredtechnician]

The store has been really busy.
No one is respecting 6ft distance.
No one is respecting the mask is always on rule inside the store.
No one=customers.
I’m sick and tired.
I’m stressed.
I’m angry.
I’m disappointed.
And we’re still upping coworker capacity.
Great idea.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

I don't understand the people that are out and about, including at the  store. #COVID19 didn't just go away because you got tired of it. Stay at home unless you HAVE to go out.

[Apfelzwerg @Apfel_Zwerg]

TFW you realize you have more followers on your anon account than on your real one... #anon #community

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

More truth for ya.

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

Wow....this is so damn accurate.

https://t.co/zbaezxsWsE

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

“I can’t believe you actually remembered your Apple ID and password!”

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

“password must contain at least 8 letters”

“password requires at least one special character”

"password cannot be the same as your old password"

[Depot Repair Customer @DepotRepair]

The Apple Store is a funny place. Everyone tells us that they hate coming here, yet every morning a flock of people have their faces pressee against the glass

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

Guess you can only fuck up so many keyboard designs before they let you go…

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

.@tim_cook I’ll be in late today because I don’t fucking care anymore.

[Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed]

I’ve worked a ton of jobs and this one with  is by far the one that brainwashed people the most.