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Creator of SHARTtales| Weed Enthusiast| Author of ’Buttholes Dont Get Pregnant’| Rangers| The Internet’s Thinktank™️| |P1| Certified Meat Smoker| #D1DF #367

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“Even though the Diamondbacks are losing, they could easily be winning this game. Advantage: Arizona. Sometimes box scores can be confusing, but not here.”

- John Smoltz

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Pov: you’re a british person who made a paranormal podcast about Kentucky goblins, but failed to check how to pronounce “.22” in relation to firearms, and opted for the very unstable “two-two rifle”.

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@BRMBug @The_Yodacat @wendipeffercorn Orangutan meat doesn’t sound very good, send it back to the hotel.

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Shipping live camel spiders to my enemies since 2005.

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@RookieMisteak “If we can’t get Ohtani… we will find a suitable understudy.”

- Manfred

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@80HD_Theatre I always wondered why I stopped hearing about them

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@80HD_Theatre What’s the worst concert you’ve been to?

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@0verthinkerman @lukeisamazing 20$, little man, put that shit in Amazon’s hand

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@espn @stephenasmith C’mon

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@BRMBug I’d totally live in that

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@SeldomSeenKid39 Backwards man I’m the backwards man
I can walk backwards faster than you can

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@HaleHatTrick *Film connoisseur

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Dallas tonight:

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@cheesetonics 🥺

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@hawk2973 @DaninFortWorth @BaseballDo Inflatable facilities and Vegas. A tale as old as time

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Call now for your chance to own history

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@SeanCBass Good lookin course! I need to find my old discs

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@BRMBug @The_Yodacat That’s exactly how funny she was, “retired in 2018” and none of us noticed.

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@brissle It’s podcastin time

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@Deadspin Shit ass writers.