so humiliating to be a grown adult drinking from a water fountain. little hydration booty sticking out behind u. no idea what to do with my eyes. stare like im having a war flashback? keep them closed like im enjoying it a bit too much? probably gonna choke when i stand up too
You won Italy. Enjoy the Euros, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord. What a sad little life Italy. You ruined my night, completely - but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum as you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on