Aaron Pilkington

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Dems: *celebrating*
Americans: So, what did you guys do?
Dems: We impeached the motherf***er!
Americans: But he's still president.
Dems:

[Schuyler Callihan @Callihan_]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The blame should not be squarely placed on Kendall’s shoulders. WR’s and OL have not helped. Here’s his #’s compared to a top NFL prospect

Kendall:
141/222 64% 1,429 yds 11 TD 7 INT

Trevor Lawrence:
121/190 64% 1,534 yds 14 TD 8 INT

[Aaron Pilkington @Apilkington7]

@jasonnash Are you still in Charlotte?

[Aaron Pilkington @Apilkington7]

At https://t.co/MkpO9jfp9P we are reaching out to tell you that we have dropped our pound prices to $350 buy five at $300 and 50 pounds at $275

[Isa @lunaxkidd]

Facebook never fails to make my day.
“ put him back? Why? I’m trynna talk about fish “ 😂😂😂

[Aaron Pilkington @Apilkington7]

@Destino_15 For real bro

[Aaron Pilkington @Apilkington7]

@jasonnash It is Jason you told him he would never marry anyone.

[Fortnite Funny @FortniteFunny]

Fortnite | Season X

[El J-Ry @jarrettryon]

The world needs to see this

[Julian Okwara @julianokwara]

An honor to be able to be voted a captain, couldn’t say thank you enough to my teammates and coaches to be able represent this team with such a deserving group of guys. Excited to join the brotherhood, let’s get this thing going ND nation. #GoIrish ☘️

[Aaron Pilkington @Apilkington7]

@befwang You just said 9

[Aaron Pilkington @Apilkington7]

@befwang I done cracked myself up

[Xavier @fratinfl]

Me on the dance floor with my friends at 2am when I really just want tacos and my bed.
https://t.co/HvIwCJe1h6

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

So we're really going to do this stupid s***

[John Fierick @FierickJohn]

Please watch this.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Dude Perfect can get fucked https://t.co/5VVSWT03cM