BK

[BK @ApisFelices]

Cis

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

cats have been bothering their humans since the dawn of time

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

get to know your new republican cabinet

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

i am not exaggerating even in the slightest when i say this album made me the person i am today

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

18 years ago today music was invented

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

We’ll be kicking off the final leg of The Eras Tour this week, which is hard to comprehend. This tour has been the most wondrous experience and I knew I wanted to commemorate the memories we made together in a special way. Well, two ways actually. Excited to announce that The Official Eras Tour Book, filled with my own personal reflections, never-before-seen behind the scenes photos, all the magical memories you guys brought every single night AND …. The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology on vinyl and CD will all be available for the first time ever only at @Target starting Nov 29th. 🤍

International info coming soon!

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

a gay asian man playing JD Vance... oh he's gonna hate that. Good.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Murdery Steve, he has never been questioned”

[YaRd DaDdY @CookCodee]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman graduates college, gets a career, and a man changes a diaper.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

FUCK

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the hold on tight, spider monkey.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Every few years, thousands of people are surprised to learn that I am a fan of Taylor Swift.
1. I am a fan of Taylor Swift. I have been since I first heard Speak Now in 2010.
2. I love Taylor Swift's music and lyrics. You don't have to. But I get to.
3. I love the Taylor Swift fandom. Again, you don't have to. But I get to.
4. Making your whole identity disliking something/someone is weird and a bit sad.
5. TTPD is excellent and I love listening to it. The writing is so, so good.
6. Gentle reminder that I delete almost all of my tweets after a few minutes.

[meteor strike 🪦⚡️ @imarealtuffkid]

apparently a hot take, but if your partner is depressed and you’ve brought it up w them that it’s hurting you and they need to get help and work through it and nothing changes for 6 years, that’s not leaving someone bc they’re depressed, but bc they’re a bad partner.

[cali @onastarlitnight]

in light of TTPD, I am once again bringing up this excerpt from daisy jones & the six….

[lauren ꨄ @laursloml]

“31 tracks on an album is way too long”.. meanwhile us REALLL swifties