Aaron Ploetz

Engineer, author, father, husband, Brewers fan; not necessarily in that order. Player of games. Opinions.equals("mine");

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@TheBabylonBee You know that they have two aisles filled with train sets, model airplanes and rockets, right?

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@RickyDoggin And then being hit with an “electric vehicle surcharge” when registering your tabs each year.

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@BBGreatMoments Well, Pedro has an IQ equal to warm cheese, so there’s THAT.

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@AdamMcCalvy Reminds me of this Packers’ gem…

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@ClassicGIJoe Ok where to start? Jungle fatigues in the “tundra,” or a 50 cal mounted on a kayak? 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

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@BBGreatMoments I still have this 87 Mark McGwire.

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@ShootDaDeuce @BBGreatMoments Flash!

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@MichaelH_MN Someone else here put it best when they said-

“Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances.”

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@MatthewMKE98 It’s so good to see him doing well again.

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@sip_central @MatthewMKE98 The big problem with Yeli, is that the “book” on him is well-published. Start him with a strike away…and he’ll watch it. Then bust him in on his hands, and he swings through it. Starts out so many ABs 0-2 because of this. It’s frustrating to watch.

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@Kyhoops1bbn @MatthewMKE98 100% this!

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@JimThomeFC @MatthewMKE98 Nah.

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@BBGreatMoments Hector “The Connector” Villanueva. He only had 214 PAs in 1991, but he slashed .276/.346/.542 with 13 home runs. Two years later, he was out of the majors.

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@BBGreatMoments And then people wonder why nobody wants to umpire.

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@AndrewDeikel @Shady_Justin @rockyrococo No, Brooklyn Park. The area is a little sketchy, but the food is worth the trip.

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@ThePlug_03 When buying a car, look up how much it costs to replace all 4 tires.

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@OleTimeHardball And with Altuve right behind him at .301, they are the only two active players hitting above .300.

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@CLE_RichSports George Brett, Rod Carew, and Tony Gwynn?

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@GigaBasedDad I live in Minnesota. Cold weather doesn’t bother me; Greater Minnesota is beautiful. That being said, the taxes here are high & keep getting worse. They even tax social security. It costs > $800 each year to register a newer car here. Many retirees with the means to do so, leave.