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cat dead, details later

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@I_SHOOT_COPS my natural urge is definitely to be pedantic but i've learned to keep it to myself and just use that shit as thought fuel or use it to make jokes. focusing on lil details often makes things seem absurd in ways that are usually very funny.

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@baconmeggs wasn't pretty much the entire lemonade album about the aftermath of their cheating debacle? also, loyalty aside, will was like 26 when he and jada met. it's weird how people just make big lists of lies.

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@I_SHOOT_COPS it's good to know other countries have nathan barnatts too.

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@I_SHOOT_COPS freaky.

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why hasn't someone gotten Tyler to create a score for a movie yet?

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@baconmeggs Snoop Dogg stars in low-budget remake of Leprechaun in the Hood.

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@rasputn_ hangover or just general bullshit/exasperation?

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@I_SHOOT_COPS I'm extremely ready for Geto to be gone. Kind of incredible how the manga's managed to be good in spite of its genuinely awful antagonist.

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@braverbeast i think it's a good bit. pretty funny and informative.

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@I_SHOOT_COPS you quality?

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@I_SHOOT_COPS i see you have unlocked the secrets of cultivating

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@I_SHOOT_COPS bro definitely gonna stop and try to convince you to join his crossfit gym

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@Hurtbarn Ringu vibes

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@BiologyNStuff awesome.

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@braverbeast i guess mostly my brain went "this is very different from anything i've seen and is activating feelings i'm not very used to combining." that is pretty much always a positive for me. but also thinking through that live on twitter doesn't communicate that.

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@braverbeast not my intent. i like it a lot. weird is not bad, it is mostly good.

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@I_SHOOT_COPS also too dumb to just get on with it. every time my cat finds a mouse she just wants to torture the shit out of it. drags them upstairs from the basement stunned and then just chases them around until they escape and i'm just sitting here wondering if i'm gonna have an encounter.

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@I_SHOOT_COPS also would not wish the general population of twitter on you. probably would have locked my own account by now if i still used twitter as much as i used to.

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@rasputn_ this is good. i can't think of any way to do that without it being hilarious and that means it's perfect.