Andy Dao

I mostly talk it cause I don't live it.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@INFJ_2024 @NotAvgLiberal It’s the prepubescent boobs for me.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@INFJ_2024 @NotAvgLiberal “I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her".

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@INFJ_2024 @NotAvgLiberal I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@INFJ_2024 @NotAvgLiberal I’ll go backstage before a show and everyone’s getting dressed, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the pageant. ‘Is everyone OK?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible looking women, and so I get away with things like that”

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@edwardrobie1982 @NotAvgLiberal That’s what I’m sayin! Trump’s DOJ spent months and months redacting Obama’s name from those files! But these idiots are still asleep!!! #maga!

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@EnoughDemBS @NotAvgLiberal Yes exactly! Thank you for pointing out the hypocrisy. Trump is not the type of guy who would pressure the justice department to hide evidence that would harm his image to MAGA. He knows we’d love him, even if he was all over those files so there’s nothing to hide!

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@INFJ_2024 @NotAvgLiberal That’s right! There are zero images of Trump and Epstein anywhere on the Internet. I don’t even have to google it bc I’m 1000% sure those two guys have never crossed paths.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@JuanCastel21756 @FFT1776 Yeah, but facts don’t fit nicely in my us vs them dichotomy, so if you can just take this down so I don’t have to question my beliefs, my opinions would greatly appreciate that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@jammles9 @jasonscheer Anyone know where I can purchase this sweet ai Prillies jersey?

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@grammyjanacek @mindak67 @micah_erfan It’s a loan. Your tax dollars aren’t subsidizing students who want to better themselves through higher learning. Just like your tax dollars aren’t subsidizing people who take out LOANS to buy homes. Jesus Christ!

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@mindak67 @micah_erfan So are your tax dollars also going towards people who take loans to buy homes?

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@brooklynp8triot Serious question, how is it helpful for importers to pay the tariffs who will then foot the bill onto consumers?

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@SendingMuchLove @ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk Just to help with math. Covid declared in March 2020. Trump was in office until Jan 2021. You’re looking at 10 months or about 5x longer than your what you’re claiming.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@TeahCartel @libsoftiktok Thank you

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@Les_loves_Humbl @SenAdamSchiff Buddy, unless this is Elon’s burner, you’re not in the club that gets the tax breaks.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@SwipaCam Twitter fingers make children feel emboldened.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@MizJfromtheDot There’s too many people who did terribly in science and civics. Tell your kids to stay in school!

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@Mar50cC5O @JoJoFromJerz I didn’t come here to belittle you or to call you names. There’s too much of that. It’s exhausting. But please, I’m asking you to google how tariffs work.

[Andy Dao @Apocalypse_Dao]

@JoJoFromJerz A lot of people in this country didn’t do well in high school and sometimes it really shows!