Apodcalypse

This is my Bio, please read it biologically. I'm Mike Vale: A Writer, Facilities Consultant, Singer, Model, Novice Comedian, and more. Follow me... please?

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#MakeAFictionalCharacterSick

Leukemia Skywalker

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Why are Fish the only animal who's name is the same as the verb inherently tied to the act of killing them? #TuesdayThoughts #Tuesday #fish

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#IfCartoonsWereLogical they’d be made on Vulcan

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#IfCartoonsWereLogical ACME would only be kept afloat by government bailouts.

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That #BathroomAttendantGaveMe indigestion

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If I’m being honest A #BathroomAttendantGaveMe the idea for time travel after saving me from bleeding out when I’d smashed my head against the sink while trying to hang a clock. Why do you ask?

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Well, the truth is that a #BathroomAttendantGaveMe Herpes... inadvertently

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Oddly enough a #BathroomAttendantGaveMe Superpowers.

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#LostAnHourButGained a janitor

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#LostAnHourButGained A Daughter... time travel is a hell of a thing.

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@CricketArt67

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#IDontLoveYouBut I do love how you loving me makes me feel, so I will approximate love back at you as a gesture of appreciation.

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“Hey! #IDontLoveYouBut that’s okay, because you don’t love me either..” is what I said to a confused stranger in the airport.

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#IDontLoveYouBut you do have a way with genitalia

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#IDontLoveYouBut I love your butt

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#DaylightSavings I’ve been attempting to create a functional Daylight Piggybank but every year it works for a few months then it just empties.

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#MyDinosaurName
Raar

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#MyLifeAsAMovieTitle
2 weddings and a funnel cake.

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Some Like It Pot

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#AbsurdThingsToYellWhileWorkingOut

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#AbsurdThingsToYellWhileWorkingOut Welcome To Primetime Bitch!