The Apogee Report

Space news as legitimate as ARCA (satire)

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GAME OVER FOR BEZOS: SpaceX rebuilds launch pad in only 3 months after only kinda blowing it up in a failed orbital flight

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@tonidekohlanta Yeah we died, rip me

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SLS SRB Accidentally Ignites, Leaves Rocket With Only 1 SRB
https://t.co/u47jCAw1yl

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JWST Implodes Due to the Amount of Stress Radiated by Enthusiasts
https://t.co/50qWFE0pgZ

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Mainstream Space Journalism Reaches Peak Quality
https://t.co/DB0NoeGnoR

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Peter Beck Gets Hit By I-Beam During Neutron Presentation

https://t.co/75lmNHHyN7

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NASA to test new hyper-fast docking method on their next missions.
https://t.co/kqwvBctUSO

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Top Gear Hosts Go To Space Aboard New Shepard
https://t.co/XiSvsv0Xue

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NASA Opens Lemonade Stand Chain to Fund HLS
https://t.co/vf8kCennzp

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SpaceX Workers Drive SN15 to FAA Headquarters to Protest Lengthy Review
https://t.co/F8cAiXyaHJ

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Boeing to Fly Starliner on SLS
https://t.co/J17eCUQ48m

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@TheKSPManiac This is cursed... Even for us

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SpaceX Introduces Falcon 9 SSTO Variant
https://t.co/G40pTnVnjF

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@NShark501 I have an idea

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NASA Rents JRTI DroneShip for Artemis 3 Core Stage Landing
https://t.co/J1Pq1Zigca

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SNC to Pursue VTOL-Style Propulsive Landing With Dream Chaser
https://t.co/3DY5odYu02

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Due to Blue Origin Delays, ULA uses stolen RS-25 From SLS Core Stage, Delays SLS Program By 3 Years
https://t.co/b4kljA3q95

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@8andahalfby11 While the Proton had a very impressive record for "highest gravity turn angle," it wasn't the earliest turn in flight. Rocket 3.3 began its turn impressively early, begining at first motion.

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Astra Sets World Record For The Earliest Gravity Turn
https://t.co/enmTLbdSBa