Apollo Asteri || VTuber 🔦🐱

Angry space cat |
Tweeting is an art, and the keys are my crayons |
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[Apollo Asteri || VTuber 🔦🐱 @ApolloAsteriVT]

My name is Apollo Asteri.

I stream video games in my downtime, when I'm not hunting for hidden treasure on a distant asteroid.

I'm hoping to have some laughs, seriously devote myself to honing my craft, and hopefully make a few friends along the way!

#VTuber #VTubers #VTuberEN

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Backrooms movie was absolute cinema let's GO

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@MeowVT_

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Just realized I made it through yesterday without seeing that stupid Star Wars phrase even once

It's the little things that keep you going

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@AskLapin Incredibly based

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@AskLapin One of the most unbelievable final acts I've yet seen

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@AskLapin Lapin's Wolf's Rain arc???

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I keep getting this Red Robin ad that's just these two kids screaming and whining at their parents

Dear corporations, if you do this I will make it a point to NEVER patronize your establishment

You think you can annoy me without my consent and then ask me for money? Fat chance

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Of all the things that Edmund McMillen should be in prison for, this is definitely one of them

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I closed the tab and it was called what

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"I'm not a furry, but..."

Yes, you are.

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Still no streams this week, bros

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Things are too hectic and bad to stream this week

Maybe Saturday but I don't know

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Yesterday morning I swear to you I saw picture perfect Binding of Isaac gameplay every time I closed my eyes

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This sickness I caught got me understanding why people used to say illness was caused by demonic possession

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@AskLapin I should not have said those two words now there's like 5 of them

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You are NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY TOES

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@AskLapin Bro whose dad is this? Buddy forgot to subscribe to Aura and now he's the face of a sugar daddy twitter bot

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The clankers want paw pics

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@kreaytore "Have you ever just considered not feeling sad and anxious?? You're welcome"

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@AskLapin Yeah but I'd prefer it without Ernie the Sex Offender sitting 2 feet away and driving us to a cabin out in the woods 23 miles from our destination where our remains will never be found

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I love how Uber's new ads are like "look how Uber helped these people connect and fall in love!" which is a marketing strategy that essentially boils down to "Look how happy these people are in the times when they're not in an Uber!"