New idea: The Girl from Ipanema but she’s an eldritch horror
Old and dark, unkowable horror,
The g̷͚̯̐i̷̞̣̐͛̈́̀̍͑̑͂͑ṟ̴̨̱̱̝̻̍̑̑̒͆͛͐̀͑̌̕̕l̷̫̭͙̽́́̍̑̉̍͑͒ from Ipanema goes stalking,
And when she shows her face, the people go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This Pumpkin Spice season, don’t go to Starbucks (supporting g-cide, union busting), but instead come to my cafe, Two Kick Coffee in Queen Anne (local business, ethical treatment of workers, otter)
9 years! That’s how long since this very tol, beautiful human and I got to fall in love on a stage in real time.
I love you, @FosseJack. Happy Anniversary, and thank you for everything 💖