Apollospad

Hi. I'm Apollo. I once was lost. And then my goddamn wife Alberta found me. At least I got my own TV show!

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Check out this video by my little white puppet friend Dave. http://t.co/rhKKQcmtMx

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Nice rods @SpookHouseDave: It's #Christmas time and you know what that means. The Christmas special! http://t.co/aukozcmFpK

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Breaking News: AP reports that Lance Armstrong admits to using witchcraft to win his record 7 Tour de France victories. http://t.co/GLk3qjuH

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@shahanshahan then why do you hate puppets?

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Wrong #lastactionhero...affair was. #2 @dot_movie: Arnold Schwarzenegger Tells '60 Minutes' Affair was the 'Stupidest Thing I've Done'

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Racist! @shahanshahan: ...And I'm not saying that because both lead characters happen to be black men #blackpuppetpower

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@Sic_girl24 you a racist anyway girl #blackpuppetpower

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#MittRomney...now there' a puppet. blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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@markhoppus blaaaaaaaaaah

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Who's a bigger puppet @markhoppus or @tomdelonge?

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Let's felt you dudes up and make a puppet show. @markhoppus @tomdelonge @travisbarker @blink182

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Apollo thinks that @markhoppus @tomdelonge @travisbarker from @blink182 would make a great puppet show. better puppets than people maybe?

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@Loli_Sug what do you think about puppet porn stars? http://t.co/XOm9cQcv

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Yo @markhoppus do you #mazolaparty? Cmon over and join me and my puppet friends and me in the tub. #puppetporn

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