Apolsor

Journey to $1M. Bank balance: -$93.82

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How to escape the matrix

Buy sh*t you cannot afford

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I need to stop jerking my dick

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@jacksonhinkle He looked nervous. The way his hands twitched and his body language

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@iluminatibot Yeah that's not real. So much truth in these conspiracy theories huh

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@shitpost_2077 Nah dude pizza BBL is crazy

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@Ryanair You owe me $3 million dollars in reparations

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@iluminatibot Own an Aldi?

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@moxresurgam @ywomendeservles With my feet

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@Rothmus Dude that is the saddest gif i've seen

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@GimmickSlop We have to teach our kids to get OVER moments like these, shits not worth cutting your arm for

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@IfindRetards I mean tyranny is not a new thing in Great Britain 2.0

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@WhiteHouse At least use banger music and banger cutscenes. You're halfway there with that 4k camera

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@Proton_Pass Guys my password is Au53$4

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@filer0040 Prepare Saturn 4 Chickn

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@todayyearsold Well they can watch me take a massive shit then

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@DefiantLs He's just trying to conserve deez nuts

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@EastEndJoe Just buy gas with 9% cashback and resell it for 1 cent cheaper than the other gas station

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@OfficialJoel4_ Ohio

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@IfindRetards peekaboo