Farbissina Punim

Nothing worth reading happens on Twitter anymore.

[Farbissina Punim @Aporkalypse666]

I love that Trump and Booboo are fighting. https://t.co/DC1Wl8KtAv

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You know eli lilly is coming out with a new super duper fat shot called retarditride? Apparently, ONE person got compassionate use of the experimental medication before its release. Fatty McFattbutt Trump got the experimental fat shot.

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The reflecting pool is full of Ecto Cooler.

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Stop wasting your time going after Trump. He'll die of old age soon enough. Spend your time threatening those that have helped him destroy our democracy. They deserve punishment. #AileenCannon #ElonMusk #ClarenceThomas #MiriamAdelson etc

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I’m sorry, but sterilizing flies isn’t the answer to screwworms. We need abstinence only programs.

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Donald Trump is so dumb, the Uranians have tricked him into losing a war.

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Brandon Gill is such a closet homo.

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I thought American cornered the market on crazy with all the MAGA folks, but turns out China has it's own crazies too.

https://t.co/6vvVWZwoyT

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@jamestalarico Dan Patrick is a saggy faced Satanist.

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I hate that African asshole so much. I hope SpaceX stock completely crashes.

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Dallas increased the DART trains frequency from every 30 minutes to every 20 minutes to account for all the Europeans visiting for the World Cup who require public transit.

America is run by idiots.

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Israel blasted a United State's military helicopter out of the sky over the Strait of Hormuz and blamed Iran, and the mainstream media is talking about Graham Platner's old text messages.

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Mike Lee has beef with Pete Hegseth because the church of cheese and rice and rattlesnakes was left off the list of real christians.

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Who kills Prince Humperdink? At the end? Somebody's gotta do it.

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@anallinaresg That chair umpire rolled his eyes, jumped out of that seat, and said "bye felicia"

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@OneBadDude_ Tiffany is dead to you.

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the uranians and the sandjews are blasting each other again just now. apparently trump told israel to stand down and netanyahoo told trump to fuck off.

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Kristin Welker should have should have told him to answer the damn questions. And the whole world could hear him fart while he stepped on the microphone.

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Don't pay back student loans.

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What's the difference between Roy Cohn and Peter Theil psychologically?