Apostic

You want crazy? Make an appointment.
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Spirit Animal: Ghidora
Navy Vet
Life is a movie; sometimes the reels get mixed up.

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HOUSE RULES
If your Tweet uses personal epithets (Killary, Drumpf, etc.), it will not be read. Knee-jerk prejudice is rarely insightful.
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
https://t.co/3ZbpYBRp19

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He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

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When the going gets tough,
The tough take a break from their duties.

[Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 @JerryDunleavy]

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17 years ago
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Nova?

#MeTVStarTrek

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I know this -- this is the one where Spencer Tracey goes crazy. Or something.
#MeTVStarTrek

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Is there anybody ... out there.
Pink Floyd

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@hcmv007 "This IS Omega 4!" - Khan

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Omega 4, is that where that fish oil comes from?
#MeTVStarTrek

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Have two regulars and one red shirt report to the transporter room
#MeTVStarTrek

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@Eddie_NYC Gottfried was on fire. ;)

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Speaking of Universal horror movies, you should hear him go off on Una O'Connor #Svengoolie

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And the moral of the story:

The evil that men do liveth on after them
The good is oft interred with their brains

The End
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Banquomania! #Svengoolie

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Don't suppose the Chief is going to thank the prof for killing off all those mobsters.... #Svengoolie

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@LavendarMom @MeTV @Svengoolie 2/2

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@LavendarMom @MeTV @Svengoolie 1/2

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Next Week:
#Svengoolie

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Man some Uber drivers just talk too much
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"Get in there!"
"In where, the oven?"

Love that cartoon.

#Svengoolie