Appa the Malamute

My name’s Appa (Ah-pa).

[Appa the Malamute @AppaAwoo]

@Soxthewavingcat @RenniTinkerDork Police are begging people not to do this. Changing your voicemail requires cellular coverage, instead of wasting battery trying to change your vm call for help.

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@blifflesplick @RenniTinkerDork That boa scarf is beautiful and you are absolutely beaming. Happy looks good on you. Can’t wait to give you a hug in person again.

[Appa the Malamute @AppaAwoo]

@RenniTinkerDork Beautiful in both but your hard work shows. Your smile in the second shows just how comfortable you are in your own skin. Taking on such an undertaking during a time as chaotic as 2020 shows just how powerful & resilient you are. Can’t wait to give you a hug in person again!

[Appa the Malamute @AppaAwoo]

Mom has been getting up super early the last few days, but we still haven’t gone to the park. This is dumb! Why interrupt morning cuddles if its not for the park? This “Mom’s gotta work” thing is boring. Hrmph

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@RayAllenK9 Loving the Nomad harness and Frog Clip leash!

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I really do love going to the park so many friends to run around and play with.

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Even doggos can have a lazy day from time to time. I couldn’t resist some cuddle time with mom.

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It took multiple tries but I found THE perfect spot to be in between all three pieces of equipment mom is using. Now I can make sure she’s extra safe from those pesky floors. They can’t float away if I’m laying on ‘em! #ImHelping #dogsoftwitter

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#proudofmyself

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It took 20 minutes of laying down in the parking space and refusing to get in the SUV but I successfully made mom call dad and convinced him to come to the dog park too. Not sure why mom was crying though.

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@bryant196 @dog_rates Donated: As a fellow blue merle dane owner, my heart breaks for you and your beautiful boy. Long distance hug.

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Mom just got this new thing she keeps calling a “seeyapet” from a friend. Am i being replaced by this weird thing whatever it is?

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@doodlechester You are so fast and so good at turning. You’ve got to teach me how you turn without falling! Mom said she’s already planning a date i. September!

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Dad just called me a bewilderbeast and mom won’t quit laughing. I don’t get it but if it makes mom that happy then its gotta be a good thing. BEWILDERBEASTS YAY! *happy spastic flailing*

[Appa the Malamute @AppaAwoo]

@KnineDHP @Level1Techs @tekwendell You can watch TV and entertain me at the same time. Humans are supposed to be good at multitasking! Watch tv, pet me, dangle a chew toy for me and fetch me snacks. Should be easy enough!

[Appa the Malamute @AppaAwoo]

Mom did all sorts of digging in the dirt today AND left a giant hole in the fence, but she wouldn’t let me help her dig OR explore outside the fence. She’s the worst! Won’t let me have any fun. If you need me, I’ll be in the hallway chewing her sneakers. Hurmph!

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I AM SMOL DOGGO. S.M.O.L

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This is not what I wanted when Mom asked to go for a car ride this morning. #coneofshame #neutered

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There are these small bugs that hang out near flowers. They’re not very tasty but are crunchy. Eating em causes your parents to pay you extra attention, two extra car rides, you get to meet new people, & get two slices of cheese all to yourself. 20 out of 10 would eat again.

[Appa the Malamute @AppaAwoo]

I don’t know why mom is having trouble watching @SciShow my view is just fine from up here.