Apparition

Adult toy reviews for people with the dangly fun bits 😈

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

@Weredog Lmao no, they get a bonus

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

Can we get some of those DIY Book Nook kits but of things like, a brothel, BSDM dungeon, horny weeb cave, monster girl menagerie, free use back-alley . . . Could even do the same things but like a "sci-fi" setting and a "fantasy" setting

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

@mrlsexdoll Boss checking expense reports: "Why did we buy an endoscope?"

Socials Poster: "Uhhh. . . reasons . . ."

Seriously though, that's a cool shot.

[Motsu Toys @MotsuToys]

Seiraku Toys prioritizes comfort and innovation over mass-produced imitations.
From exterior finish to the interior texture,
every detail is created through
a rigorous process that blends
engineering, art, and Japanese sensibility.

Read all about it in our Blog section.

[onaholereview_com @onaholereview]

Our New review is live. I tested the New PNew Puni Ana SPDX #onahole by @hatopla. How good is the new Puni Ana? Thanks to @otonajp - https://t.co/52gMqg158n #sextoyreview #ecchi #hentai #fleshlight #japan

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

Hazel the Werewolfess by @bad_dragon is ready to rock you until she LOCKS her grip at your base squeezing all your stuff deep inside her.

Full Review: https://t.co/giZgpWwen6

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

I spent way too long on this idea. I have no means of actually making or iterating on this, but It's a product I'd like to have, myself.

@otonajp, you guys make things, right? 👀🤔

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

A certain Lucy the Hellhound by @Weredog is dripping and ready for you to give her a treat 🤤

Full review: https://t.co/giZgpWvGxy

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

Shout-out to the couple hundred visitors to my site each month. Even if you're all bots, I hope the info is useful, you horny little 1's and 0's.

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

@Weredog I was literally half way through my review of the OG Sarah 😭 Oh well, Guess it's time for another comparison 😊

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

I might be getting addicted to fantasy toys. The feeling is unreal. Check out how Hazel by @bad_dragon and Lucy by @Weredog stack up next to each other in my latest head-to-head review! https://t.co/giZgpWwen6

#malesextoy #sextoy #review

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

My Spotify has basically been stuck on Hunting Soul from Dan Da Dan on loop for the past week. It has NO RIGHT being dropped out of nowhere and being that good! Time to make a face-melters playlist 🧑‍🎤

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

Getting back on my reviewing after a short summer hiatus. If you haven't seen it, check out my last review of my first powered toy, supplied by @MotsuToys. My GOD is it a game-changer!

https://t.co/XTc6USaSGR

#malesextoy #onahole #review

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

"6 cups to share" lmaoooo my ASS. Those all for me

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

Hey, did you see what movie is out? Seems like a good time to repost my review of @bad_dragon's Nix! Honestly, pretty damn amazing.

(I hear there's a pretty cool bundle right now, too)

https://t.co/uvlMwR4RB5

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

Just got an ad on YouTube for "The Worlds First Adult Only Romance Game." lmaoooo, please

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

What's with all these stock-based phishing scams in my DMs? What happened to the fake attractive women scams? At least those were nice to look at for the 0.3 seconds before deleting.

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

To whom it may concern:
Just hit space after typing an email address into a PowerPoint text field to make it a hyperlink. It takes MORE EFFORT to make it blue and underlined to fake that you did it. If you can't find space, it's probably where your head is floating out in.

[Apparition @ApparitionWrtr]

I would like to thank past me for purchasing Scrivener and for using it to write down lore notes a full year ago. Man, I love good writing tools.