Alanna Appel

What did one mushroom say to another mushroom?

You’re a fun-gi!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We should eliminate electronic voting machines. The risk of being hacked by humans or AI, while small, is still too high.

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@90DayCray1 When you look like the babysitter from Monster house- it’s never a good day

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@POTUS @VP Crack… is that what you smoke!?

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Spending SOOOOOOOO MUCH MONEY. 😭 but she’s the lil broke independent artist. Desiree, you gotta let it go, baby. The world knows she’s ass & can’t rap. Stop fkng trying to make fetch happen. #BigFOOT.

I just put out a song with NOOOOOO promo. No video. It’s alrdy #2.
😝🎉🦶

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@Raza_AKhan @POTUS Then uh. Let them know that and have them leave our Israelis alone!

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@BRosenblueth @DonnaV82101841 @phantomgirl3 @LttleGel @libsoftiktok How many have you? Home if the free because of the Brave.
Go get another booster and wait for the chopper to tell when you can exit your home😘

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@spoiled_n_loved @90DayFiance I agree! 100% should not be on the show if she’s so upset about her ex

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@90DayFiance She shouldn’t be bothering Razvwn. She clearly is not ready for a relationship

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@libsoftiktok @DMschools They’d be out in .5 seconds. Mama don’t play that game. If my child can’t have a cross you can’t have your gay flag

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@libsoftiktok Baahahahhahaha. Come be an actual girl then come tell me trans women are women 🙄🤣

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@cannabisjoda @OccupyDemocrats Wow we won’t get into your Puerto Rican mayor and governor. ☕️

[It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸 @TiffMoodNukes]

Kathy Griffiin posted a bloody severed head of President Trump

Bette Midler threatened President Trump by suggesting “someone give him a shiv”

Snoop Dogg made a video of assassinating Trump

Rosie O’Donnell threatened to “push Trump off a cliff again”

Larry Wilmore demanded someone “get me the pillow they used to kill [Supreme Court Justice Antonin] Scalia” to kill Trump

Trump’s DMs are flooded with direct threats against his life

DOJ & FBI are so compromised they never prosecuted nor will raid TF outta left wing fascist extremists and domestic terrorists, who deserve harsh prison sentences

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

If you don’t see a problem with this, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Unreal

Just 2 days after indicting Trump for J6, Biden puts out a “Dark Brandon” video saying “I like my coffee dark”

This illegitimate POS is basically taking a victory lap for imprisoning his top political opponent

Infuriating

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@krassenstein @KennykenB Then stop complaining about the confederate flag? By your standard, we should be embracing it

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@BigBiteBaby @LeadingReport Yet still more fraud is found? We’re not still on this, it’s literally all on this

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@AugustCohen4 @POTUS So you should be handed scholarships just because of diversity and get full rides while I’ve worked my ass off and because I’m white, I can’t afford college? He did not have the majority to begin with. I’m sorry you’ve been lied to

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

Plz, Plz, Can you accept my invitation so that I can get free cash?
https://t.co/6ew5p3rmwM

[Crazy World @Clownhumanity]

This amazing woman expresses what all of us women feel! Many are afraid to come out with how we feel to the public due to being attacked, our families attacked, our jobs attacked but it’s time we all stand up for justice because appropriation is a issue #dylanmulvaney #WomanFace

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@Clownhumanity @forgotten_ties SCREAM IT LOUDER BABY!

[Alanna Appel @AppelAlanna]

@Jim_Jordan Strange. The difference? Your liberal agenda.