Teets From Applause

four morons and some gross pizza curst

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

We are just so amazing that everyone wants to be us #leftrightABC https://t.co/VDGdGv3MKg

[CollegeMarching @CollegeMarching]

Want to hear crazy story? A student snuck on field at gm & marched an entire song w @MightySoundofMD. This is what happens when #bandislife

[stephanie @nooodlearms]

@UMDdining @presidentloh Not to mention flies in our fruit.

[stephanie @nooodlearms]

@UMDdining @presidentloh MSOM has been exposed to raw meat & mold every day of early week at SC diner with multiple cases of food poisoning

[Kyle Carruthers @Kylexy95]

@nooodlearms @UMDdining @presidentloh President Loh this has been going on all week, and all dining management has said in response to this is "Its probably heat exhaustion"

[Ridgely Franklin @ridgelyfranklin]

.@GordonRamsay rate my bread I got @UMDdining

[BeLABORed Lawyer @TheWolfe40]

Update from MSOM:
CC @NReynoldsTbn

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

Food poisoning? We don't care it's not our fault #MSOM #umddining

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

@MSOM old men when they stalk their band buddies

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

When he posts about the greenform and doesn't send it out #osterfail

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

And that's a wrap on another semester with these hoes #keepteeting

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

Fearless Idea: wifi that actually lets students connect to the internet #umdinsecure

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

SUCKS TO SUCK GENO! #UConnLost

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

Fuck UConn. That is all.

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

Brenda "I get it, winning B1G regular season and tournament gets you a 3 seed". Translation = Fuck you

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

"This phone is baroque; please call Bach later."

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

@nightMER_on_elm what is this "chill" you speak of?

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

What do a conductor and a condom have in common?

IT'S SAFER WITH ONE BUT MORE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT

[Teets From Applause @ApplauseTeets]

How do you know you're kissing a French horn player?

THEY KEEP TRYING TO STICK THEIR FIST UP YOUR ASS