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[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I’d ask what kind of person would eulogize her husband by making thinly veiled threats against people who had nothing to do with his death, but the answer is the same type of woman who would marry Charlie Kirk.

[Jams @CherOfAstora]

every single time

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

No. We don’t.

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any

[Justpeeking27 @justpeeking27]

@alexsoc99

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I mean, it's literally exactly what I said would happen:

1. Someone gets a ballot that randomly assigned the candidate they don't like at the top and the one they like at the bottom.

2. They run to Twitter with a photo about how the state in question is biased.

3. The tweet goes viral because people are outraged.

4. No one thinks for a moment to check how candidate order is actually determined (in CA it's randomized).

5. Suddenly a bunch of people have even less faith in systems than they had before.

IT'S THE INTERNET Y'ALL...IT IS A MONSTER THAT DEVOURS TRUST.

[emily may @emilykmay]

i cannot explain to you in words how deeply fucked up and cruel this joke is.

like, i cry every christmas. every birthday. does my daughter know its a holiday? did i get her what she wanted? will i ever know if she knows it's christmas?

go to hell.

[joni ✵ @spideysbrie]

I’m gonna need people to understand why he created a non-alcoholic beer. not everyone wants to drink actual alcoholic, especially if someone suffered from alcoholism.

[Bits (Pink Through the Night on WEBTOON ORIGINALS) @azibits_]

princess and the pauper erika

[kiyoteru aura and hype moments @dowlfyns]

I HAAAAATTTTEEEEE THIS TROPE

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember this photo MAGAs shared as proof Haitian immigrants are eating cats, ducks and geese in Springfield? The Ohio Wildlife Organization says he was actually picking up 2 geese that were hit by a car in Columbus, which is 45 minutes from Springfield, and he's not even Haitian.

[♡ m 🪽 @disorderella]

@ilovebinoculars I have just put myself out there when it comes to dating too and one tip from me - never feel pressured to have sex even on 5th date or even 3 months in. Do it when you feel comfortable. In a few years what I am saying will make sense. You don’t owe men or society anything. 💗

[あらもん @Ara_love_kirby]

Friday the 13th

[Ven Ი𐑼 (COMMS OPEN) @VenXev]

Tom Nook 🍃✨

[beco+81 @beco_plus81]

まったり

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations