miranda

Centrist, spaniel collector, wearer of battered Barbours, remarried in mid life, nit farmer and long time #TheArchers [email protected]

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’d like to thank Chris Mason for his fearless reporting of my £5 million gift without once explaining the rules that apply to such gifts.

[miranda @Appleandroidapp]

Reform UK Refuses to Explain Why Nigel Farage Met and Posed with Man Criminally Convicted for Violent Attack on Anti-Racism Meeting at a Church – Byline Times https://t.co/XmSDuvTSLb

[Paul Jinks @meatybeefy01]

@Parody_PM Nigel said he couldn't do Surgeries in Clacton due to security issues. Now he's saying the 5 million was given to him for security. I'm starting to think Nigel is full of 💩

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Chris Mason is a brilliant journalist. It takes real skill to report on me accepting a £5 million donation without mentioning that the rules require all such donations to be properly declared.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I have absolutely nothing to hide about the £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire.
Which is why I hid the fact that I received it.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

So Farage was given £5 million as a gift and still got his poor immigrant girlfriend to buy a house for him?!
What a tight fucker.

[miranda @Appleandroidapp]

@Mars01722137923 @LangmanVince A drain on resources 😉

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Trust us, what could possibly go wrong.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Cousin Poppy getting last minute instructions before starting the London Marathon.
She is raising funds for Influencers Anonymous so give her a cheer!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I should just point out that I'll be letting Reform's unelected gobshite Malcolm Offord spout bollocks about north sea oil and gas completely uninterrupted"
#bbcqt

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Police have confirmed that no sexual offence was committed in Epsom. Disappointing news for all the gullible morons who have spent days getting pissed on Stella, abusing police and attacking hotels because of made up conspiracy bollocks.

[Brigit Strawbridge @B_Strawbridge]

Marsh Marigold and Bogbean (which I love as much for its name as it’s gorgeous blooms) both flowering in our pond - and Bugle (much loved by Common Carder bumblebees) also in full flower around the edge…

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I am absolutely astonished that people attracted to my racist party full of racists and designed to appeal to racists would racially abuse people from ethnic minorities.

[GlenntaylorFineArt @GlenntaylorArt]

@Parody_PM Always remember we are the majority Reform are the few.
48 million voters in UK & only 5 million Reform voters at GE24.
Voters don't want hate, they want better public services & more money.
They want hope.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I couldn'be arsed to turn up to Parliament today, because I'm only paid £95k a year. I get about ten times that from my other 11 jobs.

[Phil Jones @Phil_Jones01]

Conveniently everyone in this country has very short memories about security clearance concerns surrounding @BorisJohnson appointment as Foreign Secretary.

Meeting with Former KGB Agent: In 2022, it was revealed that Johnson, while serving as Foreign Secretary in 2018, attended a party in Italy hosted by former KGB agent Alexander Lebedev without officials present. This meeting occurred after a NATO meeting centered on Russia, leading to accusations of a "complete disregard for basic national security".
Restricted Intelligence Access: During his tenure as Foreign Secretary (2016–2018), Downing Street under Theresa May reportedly attempted to withhold sensitive intelligence from Johnson due to concerns within the intelligence community regarding his ability to keep information confidential. Security officials were "wary" of sharing information with him.
Use of Private Communication: Johnson and several ministers were accused of breaching national security guidance by using personal email accounts and phones for government business.
Peerage for Evgeny Lebedev: Concerns were raised regarding Johnson's decision to grant a peerage to Evgeny Lebedev, son of Alexander Lebedev, in 2020, despite security advice.
Post-Office Lobbying (The "Boris Files"): Leaked documents from 2025 indicated that after leaving office, Johnson potentially misused his former contacts for personal financial gain, including lobbying senior Saudi officials and meeting with Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, which raised concerns about the blurring of private business and national security.
Breach of Ethics Rules: A 2025 investigation found that Johnson breached rules regarding the misuse of political contacts after leaving office and failed to cooperate with the investigation. 

People in this country attack the wrong targets. And forget the scandals that went on before this @UKLabour Government was elected to power and then gets unwarranted and sinister attacks from a conspiracy on both the left and right.

[miranda @Appleandroidapp]

@Parody_PM Don’t hold your breath

[Nige Savage @NigeSavage]

@Parody_PM So far no mention of this, nor about @TiceRichard tax avoidance in the opening “headlines” monologue. @bbclaurak is as bad as @FoxNews at this point.

[miranda @Appleandroidapp]

@LBFlyawayhome All of the above plus unsuitable footwear. 😱

[peaklass @peaklass1]

"It is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world." - Mary Oliver

I am continually humbled by the healing power of nature. No matter how troubled your mind and how loud your worries, even a short walk among trees and birdsong eases them a little. Your shoulders drop, your breathing slows, and for those few moments, nothing else intrudes. Your world shrinks to just the sound of the breeze and your soft footsteps on the path ahead.

📍 Peak District, England