Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her
Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:
-men’s mental health month is in November
-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight
-veterans get 2 months. May and November
So do some research before complaining :)
worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said
I saw a tweet saying the work week shouldn’t be more than 32 hours, and all the replies were like, “So you want eight hours less pay?” I’m BEGGING you all to think bigger and imagine a better world. I don’t know if you’ve considered this, but we could absolutely work less for the same pay. Everything is made up anyway.
If Trump orders the release of nuclear ordinance on Iran, and it happens, I will support the public hangings of every person in the chain of command that carries it out. Down to the pilot flying the bomber.
I am sick to my stomach. I can't for the life of me wrap my head around the fact that Congress is doing nothing. Even if you don't have the majority -- protest, force votes every day, file impeachment articles -- do ANYTHING. Disrupt ANYTHING. Anything at all is better than this.
Donald can't launch nukes on his own. There is a process and it ends with 2 random guys with keys. It only takes one guy to prevent disaster. If you're one of the guys with a key, don't do it. Disobey the order.