Apples

Geeky treehugger trying to find a balance between the studies of medicine and motherhood. She/her pronouns. Living on Treaty 1 territory.

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Mary Poppins at @rainbowstage this season is Broadway level amazing. Congrats to the entire cast and the best Burt I’ve ever seen. All of you did an incredible job!!

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

@wazofurniture This company has beautiful stuff on their website but then send you actual garbage. When you send pictures they tell you broken and pieced together stuff is normal. Do not buy anything from them!

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Me: Your granddad has rizz Em 
Em: OMG Mom I’m going to tell my friends you said rizz 
Keith: Your mom’s right about granddad.
Parental embarrassment achievement unlocked.

#theoriginalmorrisrizz

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

@kmorris3000 I’m sorry I sent Keith to get the Christmas beef tenderloin everyone 🙈

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Wishing @Pink a great show tonight in Montreal. Some kicksss women are going to see her tonight to celebrate my friend Vanessa’s 40th birthday. I hope everyone has an amazing time !

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

I live in a family where @kmorris3000 sings made up songs out of sheer excitement of the upcoming science curriculum for our Grade 6 kid 🙈

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

@methos_77 @kmorris3000 He said EXACTLY that. Can we make the loft a « conservatory » and I will put a lead pipe in the corner 😂😂😂🙈

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Building a house with @kmorris3000 - « we can label all the rooms and then put a murder weapon in each room… »
No we are not making the house the gameboard for Clue! 🙈

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

@kmorris3000 woke up first today. I don’t remember that ever happening. We have been married nearly 19 years.🤯 #theworldhasgonemad #checkonyourlovedones

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Oh you’re going to a teaching hospital in July? Well get ready…

for the most compassionate care from extremely empathetic interns along with their vigilant supervising attendings. Hope you like open ended questions and doctors listening to you bc you’re gonna drown in it.

[Meghan Waters @MeghanJMJW]

Going to get a little controversial here, but if your child comes out at school and not to you, your questions shouldn’t be with your child, or with their teacher. You should really be questioning yourself.

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

<due to extenuating circumstances my 12-year-old had to accompany me to the hospital this weekend; as I got him settled in my office before rounds he heard a noise>

“Dad, what’s that weird sound? Is that a code blue?”

“No, son, that’s the fax machine”

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Going to both shows today so that this first show I can just feel all my feelings by myself. So proud of our girl ❤️❤️❤️

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Happiness is finding you haven’t watched the most recent season of Discover 😁. Everyone wants to be a Starfleet officer right? Not just me? 🤓 #treknerd

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

@ShelleyACook Oh welcome! This is how my people do summer. You need to eat it with watermelon 🍉

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

Don’t want to provide medical care for people based on X, Y, or Z?!

Go into another effin field.

I promise we aren’t going to miss you.

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

@ChrisRWiebe Sending positive thoughts to him and your family.

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Reviewer 2: everything is a disaster. Back to the drawing board and try again.

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

Oh mom I get it - you are good at cutting apples cause you cut open people! #thingsihopeyoudonotsayatschool #doctorkid

[Apples @ApplesMorris]

I have instituted a peer review process for cleaning bedrooms and it is highly effective…. #threekidsmama