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Got my tax refund and a car parking fine in one day. Money in one hand and out the other 🤡

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Turned 28 a week ago. Im currently in the kitchen, apron on, making a homemade pie, ready to crack the wine open whilst listening to funk - I’ve made it to adult hood.

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Probably misses the toilet, pisses all over the floor and leaves it for the next person

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@livbsx I think you might be right 😶

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@livbsx Never changes, gets more annoying each year x

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@JakeTheftAuto Ronald 🧶

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@JayFromTGF @nath_astley

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I am fully convinced I don’t have an immune system

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@GrayMonigh No more D-ficiency 💅

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It’s crazy how some sunshine can really boost your mood 🌞

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Wish people would stop telling me not to be scared of spiders because ew.

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@nath_astley Nathan Pasty

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@zarabxxx I’ll be joining 💁🏻‍♀️

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@zarabxxx

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@hollycartlidge @holly Hahahaha omg that so would be Ronnie 😂

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How depressing is it watching everyone have a fun weekend on socials when you’re ill in bed

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@hollycartlidge @KevinHBell That’ll be Ronnie when he’s a chonk in a few years time 😂

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This the one

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Manchester City Council: Remove our Noise Abatement Notice - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jKwSAr4bDQ via @UKChange

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@nath_astley Hahahahaha I’m dead 😂