April 🇺🇸🍾🦅

Loving red state life. Orange jubilee everything. Greek Goddess runner-up. Do NOT follow if easily offended!

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

The paper towel roll was exquisite that evening

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

It’s funny because it was real.

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

Pls do yourself a favor & listen 🎧

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

ngl fry this bastard 🔥🍳

[Juggs Judy @bamagurl2003]

Oh the undeniable to urge to pants someone while they are doing pull-ups

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

You don’t get the bacon until you eat the bits

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

@cassicorb Hate that for you 😢

[Cassie “Cease and Desist” Corbin @cassicorb]

Zofran for breakfast

[Johnnie “McCokinner” McDermott @JohnnieMcSpeaks]

I love it when I follow another burner and they hit me with the follow back immediately like yes I will have intercourse with you

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

@badbitbutitsok She seems sweet

[Leslie @badbitbutitsok]

Friend has a a long road trip today #carpizza

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

🤘

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

Is this how the twinks sacked Rome?

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

👀

[✶ @l_i_n_d_z__]

it was me, i ruined rivelino

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

Imagine being an American Revolution era drummer boy. The flutist to your left just got obliterated by a cannonball & they demand you keep playing.

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

Ferkin disgusting

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

@DrunkestSenior

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

This nice gentleman just bought me a shot! 🤍

[April 🇺🇸🍾🦅 @AprilJulsDay]

@_putsomeiceonit Gin for crispness

[gov name @_putsomeiceonit]

Need help with a really important decision tonight. Tequila or gin?