April Kelly

Teacher, Mom, Spicy Romance Writer🌶️, Friend, Ally 🌈, Evolving White Woman🖤, and Reluctant Adult

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

I got a migraine for the first time in a while today. I think I’m gonna take a little break from social media. Be well, friends!

Americans, don’t forget to check you voter registration!!!

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

Roughly 120 queries, 87 rejections, and a lot of tears later, I finally have an agent!
#writerscommunity #querytrenches

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@authoradraeanna My husband tells me I make faces a lot.
Did his brow lift? (Lifts brow)
No, that’s not the right expression.
Scowl? (Scowls)
No, not it.
His eyebrows knit together? (Eyebrows knit)
Yes! That’s the right one!

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@MagicalHippo Lots of love, friend. My inbox has been silent this month. I don’t miss the rejections, but now I’m paranoid I screwed something up. I just hope I’m getting n a good place when they all come crashing down!

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@triplej15 @wheatonbrando Big, loving, accepting hugs to you. As a mom, I can’t fathom telling my child I don’t accept them and love them for who they are.
That’s not what parents are for. There is nothing wrong with you and so many things wrong with them.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

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Y’all know what to do…. GO‼️
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[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@Birdeckler How have we not put a stop to ‘raw dogging’ being used in any context??? It has a very specific meaning in my brain!

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@talleyberrybaby No sarcasm in this. Seriously, nice work!

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@talishammas

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@JMSeaborn Funny story- my husband got a vasectomy after our son was born. Our daughter was 2 and learning the words for body parts.
She asked where Daddy was, and I told her he was resting. She nodded gravely.
“Because his vagina hurts.”

I’ve never worked so hard not to laugh in my life.

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@rachkmc I sent my query to an agent who like my moodboard and pitch. It wasn’t for an event, but something I happened to see while waiting for our table for dinner!

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@TMCPoetry 😈 I’m so curious

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

It’s one of those days.

Eat something.
Eat something.
Eat anything.
Good.
Brush your teeth.
Brush your teeth.
Good.
Walk the dog.
Walk the dog.
Walk the f-ing dog!
Get off the floor and walk the dog!!!

My brain is awesome some days. Today is not one of those days.

#ADHD

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@ChristinaRFrost I’m the same- I’ve lost count.

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@DerekNeverFails Tell me your party doesn’t want 90% of the population to vote without telling me your party doesn’t want 90% of the population to vote.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@megmurphywrites Raspberry in 4th grade. Didn’t know there was a p

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@C_H_Armstrong 😂

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@ResisterDude Maybe if they look up his ass. They might find his heart there, too.

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

Ever been at the top of a set of concrete stairs? If you slip, you could die or suffer permanent injury.
That’s a fun one.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

[April Kelly @AprilKelly1999]

@OhHowByronic 😂😂😂