April Comstock

Here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

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Recently started #Longmire and @dicksp8jr just showed up in this episode so obviously it's my favorite so far

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@dog_rates Big brother Ranger!

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Ate all the pulled chicken and tried to give my pupper a leftover chip but he snubbed it (thinking there was more chicken) so then I ate all of the chips too. Felt bad for him when he realized he wasn't getting anything until I remembered he stole bacon from me this morning 😆

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This is the difference

Me - "Your dog is adorable 😍, what's his name?!"
Dog owner - "Thanks! This is Scout 😊"

Versus

Me - "Super cute cat 😍, what's his name?!"
Cat owner - "Captain Fiddlesticks McGuffin-Waldorf 👍, but we call him Wally"

#Cats #Dogs #CatsAndDogs #PetOwners

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Monday I legitimately couldn't remember my age and today I had to count weeks on a calendar to figure out what week of pregnancy I'm in 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ #MomBrain #PregnancyBrain #QuarantineLife

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Me - did you know chickens actually can fly for very short distances?

Hubby - yeah I've played #Zelda

😆🤦‍♀️🙃🤷‍♀️

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@dogfather

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They did my anatomy scan early, at 17 weeks instead of 20, and today I can't get the thought out of my head of "what if they got the gender wrong?!" 😆🙃 #PregnantThoughts

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@SquidosaurusRex I just started watching it again last night! Weird coincidence. I must have been channeling you lol

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Update: I've now had to remove the owl from her room because she just stays awake playing with it. She spent 45 minutes in her crib clicking it on and off instead of taking her nap earlier today 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ #MomLife

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I'm 99% sure my child (who was awoken by this thunderstorm) just whined until I came in her room for no other reason than to show me she figured out that her stuffed owl lights up if you click the button in its foot. She was so proud 😆❤😊 #Parenting

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Made the mistake of commenting on instead of just liking @TheRock's IG post. So far we're at 5 fake "The Rock" accounts in my DM's saying I won his latest promo/they want to collab/we should trade pictures/CLICK HERE/check out my latest single 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😆🤷‍♀️ #TheRock

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Me - All the dishes have to be done before we go to bed. It starts the day off so much better.

Also me - *eats bowl of cereal at 11 PM. Makes 14 additional snacks cause, #pregnant. Puts all dishes in sink*

Next morning me - Why are there dishes already?! I did these last night!

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I was today years old when I learned what @brantleygilbert looks like even though I've been listening to him forever 😆 #CountryMusic #IDontKnowWhatMostPeopleLookLike #IJustListen

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@rxpunzelss I had a feeling that would happen lol

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I must now also report that he accidentally referred to @GrandfatherMtn as "Granddaddy Mountain" and that's now what I'm calling it forever 😆😊 #GrandfatherMountain

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I could post a really long Tweet thread about why this is so special, because it definitely needs context to understand the depth of the thoughtfulness, but that's a lot of work, so, TL/DW 😆 hubs randomly brushed my hair for me tonight ❤❤ #Thankful

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Me - How much longer is your game?
Hubs - it's a kill or be killed game so depends on how long I survive
Me - but, how good are you? You might die soon?
Hubs - I'm usually in the top 10 of 150, it could be a while

*immediately gets sniped in the head*

Me - so, done?

#BoredWife

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Nothing bothers me more than when someone makes 10 separate IG posts of pictures from the same event, instead of one post with all 10 pictures. You're hogging my feed. Go away. I don't want to see the cake from 5 angles. #Stop 😠 #OkayNowIFeelBetter

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@SquidosaurusRex #TheRealMVP

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Me: I'm over this quarantine. Get me out of the house! *Drives to store*

Also me: *sits in car in front of store* This is far enough, let's go back home. *Drives back home*

Again, me: Ah, safety 😊

#StayHome