April

goats and cows have accents

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Today I learnt I can’t roller skate

[Jack 'Pie' McDermott @the_pieface]

Nursery (A)

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Will really gives me George McFly vibes from back to the future #LoveIsland

[Jack 'Pie' McDermott @the_pieface]

Happy Sunday.

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

The people who wanted Matt Hancock to win & that say he was ‘bullied’ whilst in there are the same people who call others snowflakes for standing up for human rights #ImACelebrity

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

We had to delete this week’s @haveawordpod episode and reupload it. We’ve lost 20k views. If you’re a fan of the pod please click this, thumbs up and leave a comment.

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[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Buying a house is all fun and games until you have to buy flooring for the whole place 🙃

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Best thing about Zak being a teacher is the amount of free chocolate and wine he brings home

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

ASMR is the worst thing to have ever been invented, makes me feel sick

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

Rishi Sunak wants an enquiry into who leaked details of his wife’s tax status. I want an enquiry into why he has put up taxes 15 times for ordinary people while his family was allowed to get away with not paying taxes.

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

@the_pieface Thank you 🤩🥳

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

@LuceFord_ Thank you!!! 🥰

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic sent to us by @GrebComics

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

RETWEET to receive a surprise PrettyLittleThing parcel ✨💸💗

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Why do people who don’t wanna wear masks or hate the vaccine always post about it 24/7?
Like no one cares either way

[Jazz Thornton @Jazzthornton_]

When I was in the psych ward my nurse got me to do a bucket list. I didn’t see the point because I didn’t plan to be alive. Eventually I wrote “go to NYC” at the top of the list. I was homeless, jobless & homeless, I couldn’t see it changing. 6 years later - This was me today 🤍

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

And what a great 6 months watching Netflix it was

[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Me and Zak couldn’t be bothered to do fancy dress for Halloween so we went as sheet ghosts, the bus driver didn’t charge us because he “couldn’t see us” we then went to the bar who also didn’t charge us for the same reason. Go as ghosts for Halloween boys and girls

[Oh Polly @ohpolly]

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[April @AprilMcdermott_]

Love the fact I actually needed fuel to get to work and all the petrol stations I went too were out of fuel because of all the CUNTS BUYING FUEL IN THEIR STUPID PLASTIC CONTAINERS