april palmer

By (week)day, I consult with growing companies. By AlltheRestofMyTime, I am a good enough hot-mess mom, an avid locavore, and the co-CEO of Pivot.

[Virginia for Pete 💙 @VAforPete]

"POC are disproportionately hurt by the effects of climate change as part of our country's institutionalized racism. And for climate, it's why resources & investment should target marginalized communities first & foremost" @PeteButtigieg #ClimateForum2020 #PeteForAmerica

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

If you want to know what “talk dirty to me” looks like after 8 years...

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Just realized that I put my leggings on backwards for 5:40 am crossfit, if you want to know how my first try at working out early went. #prollynot doing that again. #imeantheworkout

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When getting your eyebrows waxed is the most relaxing part of your week...

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Are you really even a millennial of your WiFi password isn’t Av0cad0?

[Dan Morrison @Danovate]

What do you think of #Trump's Transgender Military Ban? (take a high schooler's 1 min survey): https://t.co/SuYW4PDK4e
#TransMilitaryBan #MAGA #LGBT #LGBTQ

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

@Kimpton I wish I was a little bit taller...

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

My new favorite motivational speaker is the woman getting out of the car next to me @WholeFoods juggling her wallet, keys, phone, and chapstick muttering: How many times do I have to remind myself to bring a purse? You’re not a guy, Stacey. You don’t have access to Useful Pockets

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@Kimpton Once upon a time, in a @Kimpton far far away...

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Just asked my mom if their vacay condo has a dishwasher, but for clothes, so I could pack the kids’ suitcases. So, that’s about how stressed I am right now.

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

#spaceforce seems like a good idea until you start to wonder if Space will have clear cut and comprehensive immigration policies we can follow. Is Space going to build a wall to keep us out? Will we have to pay for it? Can we keep our children?

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

We'll keep marching. We'll keep dancing. We'll keep fighting until every person feels safe to be who they are and to love who they love. Equal is equal. #Pride2018 #PersistWithPride

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

In today’s interconnected and globalized world, it’s now commonplace for people of different world views, faiths and races to live side by side. It’s a matter of great urgency, therefore, that we find ways to cooperate with one another in a spirit of mutual acceptance and respect

[The Great Comet @GreatCometBway]

i'm:
⚪ gay
⚪ straight
⚪ bisexual
🔘 a complicated Russian novel

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

If you hear a dog sneeze and don’t say “bless you”, I honestly don’t need your brand of negativity in my life.

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@Kimpton The future is now.

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Best seats in the house, next to @OccasionGenius and @theStartupVA! #geekprom2018pc

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Don’t just lay there passively aggressively snoring like you don’t know I randomly woke up from a dead sleep thinking about that thing you casually mentioned in conversation last January about my housekeeping skills.

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

Just hangin out in the middle of a #Waze peloton, cruising the back roads and avoiding a traffic jam! #Solidarity #Wazersgoplaces

[april palmer @AprilPivot]

My 12-year-old son brushed his hair AND his teeth on the same day, so I’ve pretty much nailed parenting a preteen. <brushes magical mommy fairy dust from hands> My work here is done.