April Burge

Writer, wisecracker, teacher, mama, nature lover, animal friend, foodie, sensible moderate, creative type.

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I’m baaaack! Did you miss me?

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Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit!
Goes double for Elon!

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@StephenKing You are the only true, American King, sir. ❤️

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Podcast Choices https://t.co/Y46X5IwbqN

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@TODAYshow Brady Bunch reunions be airing until the 2070s it seems.

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@NicolleDWallace There’s a joke about being stuck in stick phase indefinitely after puberty somewhere in here. 😜

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@ecareyo Watch out for the baby gates made out of grocery pallets. They’ll trip yo ass every time.

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@SavannahGuthrie @onekingslane

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@SavannahGuthrie @onekingslane Goes to @onekingslane , sees it’s a LUXURY furnishings store, sinks deeper into financial depression into Goodwill couch. @onekingslane please DM me about donating to a single Tucson, AZ teacher-mom who needs responsive customer service for just about everything in her life.

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America, the Beautiful. 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙 #amandagorman #writersofinstagram #writersofamerica #americanpoet #poetlaureate #hope #anewamerica #hopeandunity https://t.co/FwDY2gEsEc

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It’s the smart asses and wisecrackers that give me the most hope. #smartassforlife #comediansareessential #funnyshit #shootingfishinabarrel #somuchmaterial https://t.co/lV36aln7K2

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Hey sister soul sister. #spiritanimal #whereimatrightnow #wineandcinnamonrolls #wineattarget #targetrun https://t.co/yMN1IkTe3H

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When you are mostly an A, but having a really B week. #thankgoditsfriday #fridayvibes https://t.co/nOG9aGq9Wn

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Oh yes! Tacos por vida. #tacotuesday #tacos #tacosarelife https://t.co/sj9WJ52FMC

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It’s been this kind of Monday. If it’s my time, just let me die early in the morning before having to deal with my Zoom issues, Violette’s Zoom issues, and Zane’s Zoom issues. #notreally #mondaysucks #zoomlife… https://t.co/LR6e2dUo40

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My house just got a little more jazzy, bluesy, and noisy. #chicksonsax #saxophone #tootyourownhorn #marchtothebeatofyourowndrum #kidsandmusic https://t.co/wys2PSfxft

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It’s Friday, which means nothing, absolutely nothing for moms. #fridaysbelike #fridaymood #teachermom #teacherlife https://t.co/P02fucS6e9

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Been dreaming of all my past horses lately. This one was “Buck”, my Grandad’s amazing horse. He was so patient and gentle even when I squirmed and demanded a feather pillow to cushion my seat. I grew up as a tough… https://t.co/iOnq1tuzMt

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I call this the many faces of teaching in 2020. It’s my 18th year teaching writing, rhetoric, critical thinking, logic, and argument at the secondary and post-secondary levels. It’s my 25th year of post-college… https://t.co/ZPmkWx0kFt

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Is 110 degrees the new normal these days? If so, I am SO done with everything about the new normal. #hotaf #arizonasummer #summersinazbelike #sohot https://t.co/qn4RZXsrDh