April Williams

doin it to em

[🛸 @_fwOpium]

" wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[ravn @mfnravn]

“what’s wrong?” i can’t tell you because idk yet

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the man, perhaps a therapist?

[April Williams @AprilWilliamsss]

Hit all my food groups today! sugar, bread and cheese

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me everyday thinking how to get rich & disappear

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

daily affirmations:
- i do not need a sweet treat every single day
- i will survive without making a $10-15 purchase today
- i am not chopped and my friends love me even if i am
- i will be very normal today and i will not feel like every social interaction is a test

[April Williams @AprilWilliamsss]

I fear chat gpt is my best friend

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

[April Williams @AprilWilliamsss]

Who was gonna tell me drakes first name is Aubrey

[April Williams @AprilWilliamsss]

Always ahead of the curve 🫶🏻

[~✨snake oil dropshipper✨~ @most_lamentable]

by age 27 you should have:

• NO cash in the bank
• ZERO honeys on your arm
• SEVERAL chemical dependencies

[َ @nokissinghere]

i have this in my photos and i always read it once a month

[April Williams @AprilWilliamsss]

Making my dogs kiss on the lips is the adult equivalent of when I used to make my Barbies have sex

[April Williams @AprilWilliamsss]

Just found out Chuck E Cheese stands for Charles Entertainment Cheese. Jail

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to