April Would (18+)

18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/Her. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

New Substack! Why I don't like hearing "I love you" in porn.

https://t.co/XKdXspE3Mq

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

It’s normal for a woman to stage an entire photo shoot around her “look what I was bought for” engagement ring, but I post a picture in my day collar and it’s TMI, apparently.

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

A fun little love story I wrote that is also 1,000% horror

https://t.co/NtiOYAGeXO

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

Do I dare return to X, the Everything app?

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

@madmenpics Peggy and Stan getting together isn't as out-of-nowhere as it gets accused of being (it's foreshadowed as soon as Stan shows up), but it happens way too late to be truly satisfying. It feels like they were too afraid to have Peggy be single at the end.

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Donna Reed's "He's making violent love to me, Mother!" in It's a Wonderful Life was funny back when the popular meaning of "making love to" was "to come on to" or "flirt with" but it's much funnier in our time when it only means actual sex. Capra would approve.

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

The dedication C.S. Lewis placed at the start of 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' is something rather wonderful.

[Katya @oceanbullock]

when you just serenaded your children’s governess in front of your intended someone and now you gotta try to act normal

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

Why I can't stop thinking about Joanna Arnow's 2013 documentary, "i hate myself :)" and why Arnow reminds me of Anais Nin

https://t.co/vQDzFg14FV

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

Resurrecting this ye olde Mad Men stan account.

[Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts]

Mood board

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People say nineteenth-century novels are “boring” but that period gave us Frankenstein, vampires, lesbian vampires, the story of a man who stays young while his portrait ages. It gave us Alice in Wonderland. It gave us wives in the attic.

[Bella Dunn 📚 @BellaDunnWriter]

I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇

[Jenna Haze @jennahaze]

If you are following me, or a fan of adult entertainment & you are okay with this, I suggest you fucking check yourself.

This is an attack on free speech & our right to enjoy/create consensual XXX material.

“Oh, that will never happen.”
They said RvW could never be overturned.

[Tatiana Fajardo @Tatiana19796]

Bats by Edward Gorey #Baturday

[Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts]

Good luck, all! #LoveQuota #LaborDayWeekend

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

This is going to be a good one, folks.

[sorenzer0.bsky.social @SorenZer0]

Coming soon to kick off my new sub tiers with a bang, my latest collab with @April_AllTheWay

Tier 2 Subs will get access before it even hits stores! And it's going to be an extra good deal for anyone who missed Part 1. HINT HINT. Join on Patreon or DA!

#giantess #Sizetwitter

[prairiegrass @ppisciot]

@AmandaMarcotte Trevor Noah’s mom says traditional men are attracted to independent women. “He’s like an exotic bird collector,” she said. “He only wants a woman who is free because his dream is to put her in a cage.”

[April Would (18+) @April_AllTheWay]

Been sitting on this because I'm superstitious, but I'm excited to announce that my story, "The Alligator Jaw" will appear in The Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Vol. 10 coming out on Dec. 3, 2024. Preorder here!

https://t.co/ZmNA79JHJn